Monday, July 27, 2009

World mourns disappearance of Hillman's mustache

Posted by David Martin on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 11:33 AM

Sunday's sports section was a little shocking. It featured a story about a Royals victory (rare these days) as well as a large picture of team manager Trey Hillman without his magnificent mustache.

Hillman is a man of robust and varied facial hair. He was clean-shaven when he became Royals manager. For much of this season, he'd been sporting the graying goatee.

click to enlarge The humdrum goatee
  • The humdrum goatee


But then Hillman dragged his well worn blade over the salty, lower half of his mouth doughnut. What was left was sheer majesty, a mustache in a league with the cookie dusters rocked by Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski and by Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood.
click to enlarge KSportspodcast.com
  • KSportspodcast.com

A writer at KC Sports Podcast noted the resemblance between the mustachioed Hillman and Punch-Out!! fighter Soda Popinski.


Perhaps, in shaving the resplendent beast, Hillman was hoping to avoid connotations of a different punching bag, failed Royals skipper Tony Muser.

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