Tuesday, July 28, 2009

KCPD keeps close eye on Chief Corwin's girlfriend while he's out of town

Posted by Justin Kendall on Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 9:23 AM

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KCTV 5 investigative reporter Ash-har Quraishi used Jedi mind tricks to get to the bottom of why Kansas City police were staking out Chief Corwin's pad around the clock June 15-19.

Police spokesman Rich Lockhart told Obi-Wan Quraishi that Corwin was on the other side of the world at an FBI conference in Australia, and one of Corwin's underlings made the call after a "situation" the weekend before between Corwin's girlfriend and his ex-wife. Cat fight!

And while, police confirm several officers and supervisors responded to

the chief's house, they said no incident reports were ever taken or

filed.

Damn. There's always a catch. This was just getting juicy ... except for the part where Corwin's ex-, Glenda Corwin, told KCTV 5 that "there was no altercation." 

Lockhart tried to explain that the police have granted 24-hour protection for other council members, the city manager and the mayor (as noted on page 17 of "Chicken-Shit with an Attitude" Gloria Squitiro's diary/manuscript/book). Then, for some reason, Lockhart said, "These aren't the droids we're looking for." 

Corwin's not talking ... but I bet he would be if Quraishi put him through a Jedi mind bender.

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I feel much safer knowing that our boys in Blue are spending etra time collecting overtime to protect us from all the Domestic Danger. I only hope that if Chief Corwin decides to get it on and do a Princess Laya look alike from one of KC's numerous strip club establishments that our tax paid officers can provide him with some type of protection from the ex-wife,angry girl friend and the stripper chick. Maybe Crocidle Dundee could over from the land down under to help. Oh the tangled web of love we weave.

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Posted by Scott Sharkey on January 9, 2010 at 7:05 PM

to view a partial list of crimes committed by FBI agents over 1500 pages long see
http://www.forums.signonsandie...

to view a partial list of FBI agents arrested for pedophilia see
http://www.dallasnews.com/foru...

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Posted by mackie mccleod on July 28, 2009 at 8:36 AM
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