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Friday, August 14, 2009

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Jason Whitlock's 'Strange Tang' strikes back

Posted by Justin Kendall on Fri, Aug 14, 2009 at 4:31 PM

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I'm pretty sure the words strange tang have never showed up in a Kansas City Star column by noted fitness expert and horticulturalist Jason Whitlock.

But "strange tang" does make a cameo in his latest Fox Sports column, in which the things on his mind include Pussy Galore, "General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorny," and Barack and Hillary doin' it. Thanks a lot, Rick Pitino.

Hard to believe this stuff doesn't make it into newsprint (even though this stuff is Whitlock at his twisted best). Don't believe me. Just try to read this phoned-in Star column.  Damn, Whitlock. I'm dying for an "oozing pumpkin" or a "stuffed onion." Work it in, man.

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Great tips I was browsing Google for one thing and found this weblog of yours. Btw, is there any way to subscribe to new posts?

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Posted by water bottled dispenser on September 20, 2010 at 10:46 AM

Mr. Kendall,
Please, please, please don't associate horticulturalist with Jason Whitlock.
We have enough problems with people constantly asking us to grow pot for them.
(Harper, the answer is still NO.)

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Posted by That Guy on August 14, 2009 at 7:40 PM
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