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I think the judicial system would be hella sweet if we could just argue that any of our criminal indiscretions were, in our opinions, justifiable.

Your honor, I was SO bummed about having to pay $1500 for a rebuilt transmission; therefore, my possession of a half-pound of the sticky is justifiable as self-induced therapy.

Your honor, my justifiable solicitation and subsequent grudge-pounding of the crack whore was only meant to prevent my pent-up sexual frustration from manifesting itself as a more violent outburst.

Your honor, yes, I beat your son's ass; yes, it was with a tire iron; but I think you'll agree my actions are justifiable on the basis that he is a royal douchenozzle.

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Posted by jjskck on August 31, 2009 at 11:43 AM
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