I've heard of Dumpster babies but never Dumpster lovin'.
Reports out of Wichita say a couple of 44-year-olds sneaked into a Dumpster Saturday evening for an "intimate moment" until a couple of cock-blockin' thieves cut in and robbed them of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet at knife-point.
Cops caught the suspects and returned all the property -- except the couple's dignity.
In other odd news around Kansas, someone is leaving baggies of blow near the homes of law enforcement officers in Yancy Center. Winners of the cocaine scavenger hunt should resist snorting the nose candy (so we're told).
Also, Crime Scene KC says to be on the look out for a "large white female" wearing nothing but a g-string and riding a motorcycle in Topeka.
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