I asked for "strange tang" but I got "Pussy Galore."
Fox Sports columnist Jason Whitlock has delivered his Steve Phillips sex scandal column and his rules on who gets to have affairs.
Did you make the cut? Whitlock says:
I say a moderately famous man earning between $250K and $500K a year should be allowed a mistress he can see weekly, one week-long, $8,000 vacation he can take with his mistress and five strip club nights with his boys a year.A moderately famous man earning between $500K and $1 million a year should be allowed a mistress he can see weekly and every other weekend, a 10-day, $15,000 vacation with his mistress, a $1,500-a-month, fully-furnished apartment for his mistress and seven strip club nights with his boys.
Any man earning more than $1 million a year should come and go as he damn well pleases.
Whitlock's pay grade puts him in category No. 2.
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Dave says:
"Am I the only one who finds his "shocker" thing with his skanks kind of wrong?"
Yes you are, because only a faggot would think something like that.
Dear god- that fool makes THAT kind of money? I didn't know that bigotry paid so well.
I think he forgot to mention that his rules apply until the divorce... and then the patient wife gets half of said income. Good luck with the mistresses and STDs :)
Am I the only one who finds his "shocker" thing with his skanks kind of wrong? He sucks as a person, and that detracts from any opinion he has as a sports columnist.
I don't know much about jason's sex life bout he's one of the most educated as they come when it comes to sports.
I did't know there was a sight devoted to a business man's sex life untill now. How do I get in on it?[I don't qualify financially yet but I'm working on it.
I didn't make Whitlock's cut, but I agree with everything that he said...although I'd say that if the man is the sole bread-winner he should be able to do whatever he wants as long as he makes over $250k. If you're the only one bringin' home the bacon, your bitch better shut the fuck up and fry that shit up in a pan no matter what you do. Bitch should be happy that she's gettin' some of that bacon.
Jason is an idiot. I quit reading him when he admitted he had never voted. He therefore has no right to share his political opinions with us. He also appears too fat to have ever been an athlete or to fit in the stands as a fan. So his sports opinions are also meaningless.
And for the record, I don't care who owns an NFL team. Free market and capitalism and all that.
What a joke. The man is of a different planet. Utter obliviousness. Justin, check out my open letter to him regarding his Limbaugh apology (!) here: http://blog.phantastic.me
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