George Brett shits his pants twice a year. The oversahring Royals legend admitted as much in great detail during a training camp (and somehow the video found its way to the Internet). And then someone auto-tuned it.
This Halloween, there's no reason you can't look like Brett after some fresh crab legs. You just need a few items that any Royals fan likely already has, plus a cranky-old-man mask.
Don't worry. We have your girlfriend covered, too. Morganna The Kissing Bandit.
Photo illustrations by Zachary Trover.