George Brett shits his pants twice a year. The oversahring Royals legend admitted as much in great detail during a training camp (and somehow the video found its way to the Internet). And then someone auto-tuned it.
This Halloween, there's no reason you can't look like Brett after some fresh crab legs. You just need a few items that any Royals fan likely already has, plus a cranky-old-man mask.
Don't worry. We have your girlfriend covered, too. Morganna The Kissing Bandit.
Photo illustrations by Zachary Trover.
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Go to the book store, to the Baby Department, and get "Everybody Poops." Baseball players weren't specifically mentioned, but they, along with zebras and monkeys, do indeed poop.
I want to be best friends with the person who made this video. Haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Thanks.
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