Our colleagues at our St. Louis sister paper, the Riverfront Times, need your help tracking down a Missouri woman who breastfeeds her cat.
See the picture.
Take it for what it's worth, but this comes from the Brit tab Closer's profile of Janine Hammond, who resides somewhere in the Show-Me State (and takes the state slogan too much to tit heart), and nurses her cat, Flash.
Another site excerpted the Closer story, and reports that the 25-year-old says:
"People will think I'm weird, but it's an amazing experience. Flash loves it, and feeds twice a day. Nobody should knock it until they've tried it.
"It's fantastic. His teeth and rough tongue skin tickle, but he's never once broken my skin."
You'll be happy to know that Ms. Hammond has reproduced. Her son, Kenny, isn't as fond as his mother's sweater puppets as Flash the cat.
"I hope Kenny and Flash will have a close bond. When Kenny is older I'll tell him and hope that he'll think it's cool."
Just great. Bet Kenny grows up without issues.
If you know Hammond, feel free to drop the RFT a note (or us). A Brit researcher would like to talk to Hammond for a TV documentary. Oh, maybe don't mention this to Missouri child services.
Showing 1-13 of 13
I don't know if I should be turned on or be disturbed.
I think it is cool too,and it's great...actually this is what breasts are made for...Breastfeeding will do a lot of good to the animals,and the fact she likes being suckled by it thrills me. I wish she was my friend.
Simon
A really good article and great blog. Is there any way I can subscribe to new articles, you know like acquiring them on email or something like that.
Awesome info I was browsing Bing for some thing and came across this blog of yours. Btw, is there any way to subscribe to new posts?
the same reason people do. the spine is sensative. the nerve endings are closer to the skin. when you rub it it feels good. it is also used to relax stressed animals. also it can cause a sexual reaction. when mating a male cat will at times rub, or bite that area.
I don't understand the point. First there was a dog which breastfeed tigerbaby and everybody thought said it was cute. Now when cow do the same for kitten people think it's grose.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
woman, you are crazy.
that's a cat. as in, not a human. definitely not your son.
that's a fucking cat!
I don't understand why breastfeeding a cat is worth getting saggy tits for.
I don't understand why breastfeeding a cat is worth getting saggy tits for.
From what I can see of Janine's right breast it looks like she's got a pretty nice set. I'd do her, but I'm not sure how I'd feel if she wanted the cat to join in. Maybe if Flash was a female cat.