Yesterday, Kansas City Police Chief James Corwin announced a $8,000 grant from Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's foundation to buy a new vicious, snarling, face-biting member of the police force police dog.
On his blog, Corwin wrote that the new K-9 should be on duty by the end of the year -- just in time to cause would-be holiday burglars criminals to shit themselves, or sniff your car after you decline to be searched (that never works).
The new dog will replace Rambo, who is arthritic and will be sent into retirement a big farm in the country with plenty of room to run and play.
Corwin was gushing in his blog post. Makes you wonder who he'll be cheering when the Steelers come to Arrowhead this weekend.
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