Thursday, November 26, 2009

Clothes Whores: Jam Band Edition, Part II

Posted by Nadia Pflaum on Thu, Nov 26, 2009 at 8:00 AM

click to enlarge Jordan, smokin'
  • Jordan, smokin'

Outside, it's rainy and there are puddles that will splash on them. Inside the Midland Theater, all manner of liquids will be spilled on them -- beer, liquor, spit, sweat. On the dance floor, these boots will be stepped on by hordes of flopping Panic heads.


So it is for her bravery in the face of sure boot ruination that Jordan is featured in this Jam Band Edition of Clothes Whores -- the courage, in these extremes, to boldly risk the safety of her boots, made of the rarest, blondest Wookie.

And now, for a closer look. She says she got 'em in Manitou Springs at a store run by an old couple who, presumably, poach exotic Star Wars characters. If they get wet, she shrugs, "I'll just dry 'em off with a towel."

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In recognition of the honor hereby bestowed on her, Jordan blows a whistle made of Wookie marrow:

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One can only imagine what those boots looked like after the last encore:

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where have I seen this before... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com...

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Posted by meesha.v on 11/26/2009 at 8:06 AM
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