While I've been selling my clothes to Arizona Trading Company (and thinking about selling plasma, too) in exchange for cash to buy presents for friends and family, Kansas-City-born designer Jeremy Scott has teamed up with Swarovski to create this unaffordable and unnecessary incarnation of his Jeremy Scott x adidas J-Wings.
(And I love unnecessary things. Hello, Santa! Mazel tov, Hanukkah Harry!)
These babies are currently sparkling in a Swarovski exhibition at a boutique in Paris. They're extremely limited, only available in size 11, and cost an estimated $3,700. They are available for purchase here. If you can purchase them, we need to be friends.