Monday, December 28, 2009

Phill Kline pans Avatar

Posted by Justin Kendall on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 3:51 PM

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We wondered what would happen to Phill Kline after his flame-out in Kansas politics. After he lost the Republican primary in the Johnson County District Attorney's race to Steve Howe, Kline left Kansas for to teach at Liberty University in Virginia.

But now, after seeing his latest missive on Free Republic, it looks like Kline is an aspiring movie critic -- and a crotchety one at that, as he panned James Cameron's sci-fi epic Avatar. Kline sees "Al Gore environmentalism" in the film's theme of protecting the planet from destruction, and he definitely sees a fault in Cameron's use of the United States and Marines as the "bad guys."

Kline has no problem playing spoiler to the film's ending.

Nature prevails and evil capitalism and man is defeated. Eywa

thereby expresses the only truth respected by the left, a truth worth

choosing sides for -- a truth worth killing for, mother earth. China's

forced abortion policy as spiritual expression.

(That last line is his interpretation.)

Anyway, Kline writes that Na'vi's "ritual touching and chanting" "has a cultist quality." He also sees the native's bond with the planet as a "seance orgy."

Of course, in Kline's mind, Avatar is from atheistic Hollywood where only "Darwin spiritualism" rules.
Since Darwin cannot survive in the West's

spiritual culture, Darwin has now become god in the form of mother

earth. Every living thing on planet Pandora is a god. And so, the new

left has reached back in history to leap ahead of the scientific age.

In the new religion, man is not god as in the age of reason and

science. Rather, all is god and thereby nothing is god. But at least

we're spiritual.

In Kline's mind, the displaced natives who are slaughtered aren't the good guys. It's the encroaching military forces who infiltrate and uproot the natives with force.

Kline takes solace in being in a quiet theater for his screening.
Perhaps we

were still fixated on Hollywood's tossing our Marines around in the

jaws and claws of Eywa's warriors -- Freudian expressions of the left's

desire for that all-powerful environmental protecting global police

force.

Kline's review ends predictably. 

Call me unenlightened, but when I see a Marine battle an

anvil headed beast called forth by a planet-god -- I root for the U.S.

Marine.

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Call it what it is. It is a liberal view of the world and how all progress is evil. Nonetheless, it is a great movie.

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Posted by Jack Sauceq on 12/29/2009 at 2:24 PM

It seems Kline was too preoccupied with framing the movie into his predictable rightwing distortions to notice that none of the "soldiers" were wearing US military uniforms. They were, in fact, private mercenaries, hired to drive the local residents off their land (so much for his respect for private property rights). There are only two characters that we know were former Marines, one of whom is the hero of the film. Maybe the amazing popularity of this movie shows that people aren't afraid of taking a new look at things. Ranting, rigid ideologues like Kline and Limbaugh can fill their hot air balloons and drift off to oblivion.

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Posted by Iggy Dad on 12/29/2009 at 11:26 AM

I take solace in the fact Kline has been exposed as the lunatic he is - and people could give a shit what he has to say. Incidentally, Avatar, has made an incredible amount of money after only two weeks, so Kline's views are fortunately in the minority.

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Posted by ty on 12/29/2009 at 9:49 AM

Kline is confused. God cannot survive in the West's scientific culture. Religion is slowly dying in the West. It means we're getting smarter. See, things are looking up.

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