Director Kevin Smith hasn't given up on his attempted conversion of Megan Phelps-Roper, the gay-hating granddaughter of Fred Phelps, via Twitter.
Phelps-Roper reached out first with a tweet about her Lady Gaga parody.
Smith read between the lines.
And he had a proposition.
Guessing that's frowned upon in the Phelps' house.
Phelps-Roper was unfazed.
Smith was ready to unload. Or he already had. Ew.
C'mon, Kev. She's dying to know what you think of the song.
But he's got a one-track mind. Final offer?
Ooh, not looking good for ol' Kev's soul in the eyes of Fred followers.
Oh, now you're just piling on. Give this round to Smith for leaving Phelps-Roper hanging on her "Poker Face" parody.