Ever since Scott Roeder allegedly killed abortion doctor George Tiller, the liberal elite have been wringing their hands, and prissy media types have been mincing about. Oh, no -- what's going to happen during the trial?
God, you people are such babies. In the good old days -- the days of men and sweat and the hot steel of justice -- we knew who the bad guys were. Whiners like you -- with your due process and "trial by peers" -- please. Is there an emoticon for tilting and farting? Because that's what smart people do every time you lefties start going on. You really believe you know more about justice than Toby Keith?
You whimps ought to read Jack Cashill's latest column for WorldNetDaily. Cashill tells us what we should be doing about Roeder. God, it's so obvious! We should be writing folk songs!
In a nimble bit of thinking, Cashill points out that in frontier times we hung 'em high when the law failed to serve justice. He remembers Frank and Jesse James, who robbed banks and killed people to right the wrongs of Northern Aggression. He remembers when the town of Skidmore killed Ken McElroy in 1980 after he ducked the law for shooting an elderly grocer in the neck. Vigilante badasses have been lionized as American heroes in films, books, television. Roeder deserves the same.
Because the American mind has been poisoned by an unrelenting river of liberal judges, vegan food and gay marriage, we can no longer recognize Roeder's incredible bravery. He went up to an usher handing out church bulletins in the middle of a service, shot him in the head and fled the scene in a Ford Taurus. Why isn't Bob Dylan singing about him?
In Cashill's words:
Yet, based on existing evidence, Roeder has a much stronger claim to historical vindication than [John] Brown or the James brothers and one at least comparable to the citizens of Skidmore. Like the people of Nodaway County, Roeder had watched his victim flout Kansas law for years and get away with it. Tiller's chief enabler had been current Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius. As Kansas governor for six years, she helped Tiller turn this red state blood red....
To no one's surprise, [then Kansas Attorney General Paul] Morrison eventually threw out [former Kansas AG Phill] Kline's charges and, to preserve the illusion of law, filed some lame technical charges on which Tiller would later be acquitted.
Watching all this -- he attended the trial -- Roeder had to feel much as the citizens of Skidmore did when they saw McElroy back on its streets. In both cases, law had prevailed, but justice had not.
Cashill tried to tell Roeder's public defender, Mark Rudy, everything he knew about what was really going on inside Tiller's practice. Shockingly, Rudy declined to take this unsolicited legal advice. Still, there's no reason Roeder shouldn't be allowed to argue that his actions were completely necessary. And after he's found not guilty, we think it's time to solicit donations to build the Scott Roeder Shoot-Em-Up Theme Park.
For a third of the cost of a late-term abortion, park guests will be able to experience a full fetal adventure. Beginning in an egg-shaped paddle boat, you'll travel from the ovary to the uterus. Once there, the fight is on as you battle against thousands of sperm with recessive Democrat-voting, gay genes until only His One True Ejaculate bonds with you. After that, you'll fight through coat hangers, vacuum cleaners and health-care death panels to emerge victorious from the womb, upon which you'll get to shoot one person for the greater good, no questions asked, be it an abortion provider or a spotlight-hungry libertarian encouraging political assassination.
You'll especially want the recreation if you're enrolled in the Jack Cashill School of Law (accreditation pending), which offers a full course load on justifiable homicide, from methodology all the way to appeals. In just three years, you'll have a rudimentary understanding of constitutional law and an unquenchable thirst for blood.
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Who in hell decided creating a mosque at ground zero was regarded as a great idea? I am not really a great fan of either Glen Beck or Sarah Palin on the other hand as opposed to Obama and his supremely stupid organization, the two of these are prodigies, come on The us, there's some strange stuff going down. Lesley.
Thank God someone shot Tiller. That loser deserved to die the way he did. That's what happens when you kill babies for a living. I hope he rots in Hell
That is some delicious satire, Mr. Rugg.
Thank you.
and keep it up.
As for Cashill, fortunately/unfortunately, he will, too.
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