Wednesday, February 10, 2010

KC Wolf won't mate until marriage

Posted by Justin Kendall on Wed, Feb 10, 2010 at 12:00 AM

click to enlarge KC Wolf tells the kids to save the scoring until marriage.
  • KC Wolf tells the kids to save the scoring until marriage.

Kansas City Chiefs mascot KC Wolf is the featured speaker at an abstinence-only rally Saturday night in Raymondville, Missouri. 

Dan Meers, the sheep inside the wolf skin, is speaking at a youth rally called True Love Waits, and you can pretty much guess what they're all about.

KC Wolf is just in time given that we're in the middle of prime wolf-mating months.

The going rate to have KC Wolf tell your kid to keep it in his pants is anywhere from $150 (a 5 to 10 minute "shock and awe" visit) to $250 (for the birthday party your kid will never forget). Oh, and a school program will cost you $325.

If anyone is used to not scoring, it's KC Wolf.

Hat tip to KC Chiefs Blog.

Photo from KCChiefs.com.

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This is just the sort of stupidity you would expect from the Chiefs organization. Have they ever considered lecturing their own thugs that appear on the playing field? Derek Thomas, anyone? How does KC Wolf respond when kids ask about the whores on his team?

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Posted by ess on February 24, 2010 at 12:17 PM

Since reading this article god and I can't seem to quit discussing it. I will allow my beloved god to post his own unique and insightful thoughts on his own. He certainly is able to do this without any assistance from me. Quite well, I might add. By the way my beloved, thank you so much for the posted reply to my comments. Funny, supportive and intelligent as you always are!!!! I am a very LUCKY Bitch Goddess to have you in my life and am thankful each and every day!!!!
O.K., now back to the reason I logged back on. As I already stated god and I keep discussing the various ramifications of this "educational" program (or programming if you prefer) and I have to wonder... Does the school send out notifications to the parents as to the nature of this assembly? Do they give the parents of their students the option to not have their child attend these assemblies? If not then they are in violation of federal laws!!! The whole thing is truly sickening! That we as parents have to even contemplate these issues before we allow our children to go to a PUBLIC school is simply ridiculous.
To the father of two girls have you read any of the numerous studies done on the downfalls of preaching abstinence to your children??? If you had I would think you would revise your views. Many scientific studies have proven that this whole "Abstinence Movement" has had adverse effect upon our youth. Leading to what many would view as sexual deviancy, increased teen birth rates, and increased teen rape rates just to name a few. Educate your daughters on acting responsibility when it comes to sexual intercourse and all it will do is increase THEIR respect for you and for themselves!

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Posted by BITCHGODDESS on February 12, 2010 at 9:08 PM

Besides - look at his hips! Maybe KC should think more about promoting No Donuts Before Breakfast...

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Posted by Shanya Almafeta on February 11, 2010 at 6:52 PM

As a father of two girls, I can't really come out AGAINST abstinence before marriage, I just don't want some stinky furry beast delivering the message to them. I've always thought guys who put on those outfits are too creepy to be around young ladies.
But shame on him or the organization for charging to do educational appearances.

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Posted by podunkboy on February 11, 2010 at 6:10 PM

This is way more entertaining than purchasing a Chiefs ticket. Keep it up.

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Posted by Bewlay on February 11, 2010 at 2:24 PM

BITCH GODDESS DID IT AGAIN.RAISING ISSUES THAT MOST OF THE COALITION OF THE IGNORANT WILLING PROBABLY HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT.CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE MY PERSONAL BITCH GODDESS.AND REMEMBER ITS NOT NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHER BITCH GODDESS!!OUCH!!!

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Posted by god on February 11, 2010 at 10:29 AM

Oh My! An NFL official mascot getting paid while in "uniform" to educate our children on abstinent and the sanctity of marriage??? I couldn't have read what I just read! But as I re-read the article I am convinced that I wasn't in a whale's acid induced dream state or somehow had inadvertently fell down Alice's rabbit hole.
This is such a hypocritical thing for the NFL to endorse. And believe you me, they are endorsing it because it is written into a Mascot's contract that he or she MUST get PRIOR CONSENT before engaging in any and all activities while in uniform or out of uniform but using your official title.Ludicrous!
On a completely different subject though I have a real problem with these "Children's Characters" preaching about sexuality and sex. Just as I have a personal issue with "Puff-the- Smokeless-Dragon" an "education" tool used in our communities and schools to encourage children to berate their parents to stop engaging in a completely legal activity. This bull shit propaganda machine disguised as "education" is EXACTLY the types of programs that led to Russian Children getting their parents executed by Stalin and his "comrades" for questioning the Bolsheviks and their policies in the privacy of their homes.
Parents and ONLY parents have the right and the responsibility to educate their child/children on human sexuality and the benefits of consensual sexual intercourse and the consequences of the same. I pity the poor child who is all excited about having his/her favorite teams mascot being at his/her birthday party and instead of getting the mascot doing their amazing gymnastics, etc. they end up getting an abstinence lecture! Also what gives little Janey's mother the right to program my little Tommy with her idiotic belief? Did these parents inform the parents of their childs guest just as to the exact nature of this mascot's performance? I doubt it.
To EVERYONE who would and has booked this ass, why don't you keep your narrow minded, Christian bent bull shit to yourselves and QUIT doing what you claim to hate in others!

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Posted by BITCHGODDESS on February 11, 2010 at 10:17 AM

WHO IS THIS FUCKING ,FUCK ANYWAY?A COUPLE OF THINGS COME TO MIND WITH THIS STORY.1:HE WORKS IN AN INDUSTRY THAT HAS IT'S OWN SHARE OF SEX SCANDALS.2:BECAUSE OF # 1 HE SHOULD FIRST START WITH THE HOME TEAM WITH HIS "SHOCK AND AWE" CAMPAIGN.ALL SOCIETY NEEDS IS ANOTHER DICK CHEESE TRYING TO PREACH MORALITY TO KIDS.HAVEN'T CHRISTAR'S LEARNED THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEIR KIDS SUBJECTED TO THEIR IDEA'S OF MORALITY?AGAIN THIS IS ANOTHER BLACK EYE ON THE MID-WEST.MOST PEOPLE I KNOW ARE TIRED OF SO CALLED "CHRISTIAN MORALITY",AND FOR THAT MATTER,CHRISTIANITY PERIOD,INCLUDING ME.WHILE I FIRMLY BELIEVE IN A PARENTS RIGHT TO EDUCATE THEIR CHILDREN AS THEY SEE FIT,FUCKTARDS LIKE THIS HAVE NO BUSINESS USING A PUBLIC SCHOOL FORUM,THAT IS TAX-PAYER FUNDED TO FORCE FEED THEIR RELIGIOUS HORSESHIT DOWN KID'S THROAT.THIS COCKSUCKER VERY WELL IS PROBABLY A CLOSET FLAME,PORN WHORE,OR LIKES TO VISIT BAZOOKAS ON A WEEKLY BASIS TO "RELIEVE HIMSELF".JIM BAKER,JIMMY SWAGGER, AND MANY CATHOLIC PRIESTS COME TO MIND.WHAT KIDS NEED ARE FACTS AND OBJECTIVE, GENTLE GUIDANCE NOT "FIRE AND BRIMSTONE"MORALITY AND FEAR ABOUT THEIR BODIES,THE FUNCTION OF THEIR BODIES,AND NATURAL INCLINATIONS TOSSED AT THEM BY A RELIGIOUS TYRO.PARENTS NEED TO QUIT EXPECTING THE SO CALLED"EXPERTS" TO HANDLE THEIR KIDS AND THEN BE THE TOWN CRIER WHEN LITTLE 10 Y.O.JENNY IS PREGNANT.MR.DAN"TRUE LOVE WAITS"MEER AS FAR AS THIS GOES IS TRULY A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING AND SHOULD STICK TO HIS PROFESSION AS A MASCOT.THIS FUCKING FUCK.INCREDULOUS.

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Posted by god on February 11, 2010 at 9:54 AM

On the other hand, paying $150 to give someone ELSE a "Shock and Awe" visit may be totally worth it.

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Posted by Shanya Almafeta on February 10, 2010 at 3:29 PM

jjskc, if he starts in uniform he better "end" in uniform!

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Posted by katie g on February 10, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Please tell me it won't be news when KC Wolf actually does decide to "mate"...ugh.

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Posted by Derek's mom on February 10, 2010 at 9:45 AM

This story is messed-up for a variety of reasons, but one thing that bothered me is that not only does KC Wolf charge schools money for him to do his thing, he charges them his highest rates.

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Posted by KansasVoter on February 10, 2010 at 9:19 AM

Just another reason to loathe the Chiefs.

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Posted by Abe on February 10, 2010 at 9:02 AM

Maybe he's just saying don't do it before game day. Taps the competitive drive, you know.

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Posted by luke on February 10, 2010 at 8:29 AM

So, wait--does he start in uniform at these appearances? Because I think this becomes a potential shitstorm for the Chiefs if their official mascot is pushing this sort of agenda.

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Posted by jjskck on February 10, 2010 at 8:01 AM
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