Comment of the week: Add Sluggerrr to the rotation
Posted
by Justin Kendall
on Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 3:15 PM
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Sluggerrr
It's a dark fucking period for Sluggerrr. A couple of weeks ago, the Royals advertised for a new Sluggerrr. This left us scratching our heads, wondering what happened to the old Sluggerrr. Kitty heaven is not the correct answer. Flying wiener poking out a man's eye might be.
A man named John Coomer claimed in a lawsuit that Sluggerrr lost control of a hot dog thrown into the stands and that the wiener smacked him in the left eye,
"leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts." Coomer is suing the team for $25,000.
Comment of the week: Add Sluggerrr to the rotation
Posted by Justin Kendall on Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 3:15 PM
It's a dark fucking period for Sluggerrr. A couple of weeks ago, the Royals advertised for a new Sluggerrr. This left us scratching our heads, wondering what happened to the old Sluggerrr. Kitty heaven is not the correct answer. Flying wiener poking out a man's eye might be.
A man named John Coomer claimed in a lawsuit that Sluggerrr lost control of a hot dog thrown into the stands and that the wiener smacked him in the left eye,
"leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts." Coomer is suing the team for $25,000.
Here's to Royals Fan 2. And remember, keep your eyes on the sky at the K. You never know when Sluggerrr's wiener will fly.Royals Fan 2 saw potential in the big cat's Ricky Vaughn-like arm.
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