It's a dark fucking period for Sluggerrr. A couple of weeks ago, the Royals advertised for a new Sluggerrr. This left us scratching our heads, wondering what happened to the old Sluggerrr. Kitty heaven is not the correct answer. Flying wiener poking out a man's eye might be.
A man named John Coomer claimed in a lawsuit that Sluggerrr lost control of a hot dog thrown into the stands and that the wiener smacked him in the left eye,
"leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts." Coomer is suing the team for $25,000.
Royals Fan 2 saw potential in the big cat's Ricky Vaughn-like arm.
Sluggerrr can really throw that hard, the Royals should sign him up. They need some help with their starting rotation.Here's to Royals Fan 2. And remember, keep your eyes on the sky at the K. You never know when Sluggerrr's wiener will fly.
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OMG!!! This is SOOOOO funny! I know that Travis Fox is going to do a cartoon about it this week because he the the FUNNIEST cartoonist!!!11 I am his #1 fan! Also, I really hate the fuckin' nerd who draws sucky cartoons for Northeast News. Travis could beat him up fer sher. He should draw a cartoon about THATTTTTTT! LMFAO!!!!1
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