Monday, March 1, 2010

John D. Smith catches crotch on fire while allegedly shake and baking meth

Posted By on Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 10:30 AM

click to enlarge Ricky Bobby would not approve of this "Shake and Bake."
  • Ricky Bobby would not approve of this "Shake and Bake."

John D. Smith is the in the pole position for stupid 'neck of the week.

The 44-year-old man with the common name reportedly lit his crotch on fire last Friday while allegedly employing "the shake-and-bake method" of cooking meth. Shake-and-bake method?

For those not familiar with meth cooking, shake and bake means adding

your meth chemicals to a two-liter pop bottle and shaking it up. The

problem -- as Smith allegedly found out -- is the bottle heats up and

sometimes explodes.

The Sikeston Standard-Democrat has more of the oh shit, my fucking wang is on fire story (but you gotta pay to read it -- unless you check out Fox 4's report).

Johnny law caught up with Smith, who "had blisters from the fire but was not badly hurt," at a hotel.

Really don't want to know more about those injuries.

Credit the Irritated Tulsan for the awesome graphic.

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