John D. Smith is the in the pole position for stupid 'neck of the week.
The 44-year-old man with the common name reportedly lit his crotch on fire last Friday while allegedly employing "the shake-and-bake method" of cooking meth. Shake-and-bake method?
For those not familiar with meth cooking, shake and bake means adding
your meth chemicals to a two-liter pop bottle and shaking it up. The
problem -- as Smith allegedly found out -- is the bottle heats up and
sometimes explodes.
The Sikeston Standard-Democrat has more of the oh shit, my fucking wang is on fire story (but you gotta pay to read it -- unless you check out Fox 4's report).
Johnny law caught up with Smith, who "had blisters from the fire but was not badly hurt," at a hotel.
Really don't want to know more about those injuries.
Credit the Irritated Tulsan for the awesome graphic.
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