A mystery is afoot. Samantha Ryan, the star of such films as Lesbian Psychotherapists 2, Butt Licking Anal Whores 5 and Missionary: Impossible (we'll take Deadspin's word for it), was in attendance at last night's KU-K-State showdown.
Need proof? Try the Twitpic of Sammy RyRy and Big Jay.
But who hooked up Ryan with these sweet seats?
Ryan thanks pornstached-assistant coach Kurtis Townsend for the tickets in a couple Twitter updates.
But there seems to be a mystery person who delivered the tickets to the sold out game to Ryan for her 32nd birthday.
Check out her latest update.
As an avid KU fan I had to say something to the person seated next to me in a KU jumpsuit, duh. Wow to my surprise he was coach T. about 10 hours ago via TwitterrificThere's more.
After seeing that KU was playin rival KSU on my bday, I had to ask for tix, who wouldn't? He was nice enough to help me out. about 10 hours ago via Twitterrific
Townsend was just showing her some Midwest hospitality.
You can waste your time making this into something it is not, but all I can say is that I do great things for people, strangers, my friends about 10 hours ago via TwitterrificJason Whitlock talked to Townsend, who claimed he had no idea Ryan was a porn actress.
"I met her on a flight from Los Angeles to Kansas City, back in December," Townsend said. "I had no idea she was a porn star. She was Jamie (Doe), a former KU student who said she was a big fan of the Jayhawks. We talked on the flight. I was just being nice and gave her my card and told her to call me if she ever wanted to go to a game. I've never seen her since. I wouldn't know what she looked like. I didn't see her at the game."
Damn. I hope I get stuck next to coach T on my next flight.
Ryan backed up Townsend's story.
"I don't tell people what I do," she said. "My job never came up. We were on the same flight and talking. I was Jamie, not Samantha Ryan. I bleed Jayhawk spirit. When I was a student there, Jacque Vaughn and those guys went 34-2. I used to sleep outside for tickets like all the other students. I didn't know any of the players, but my mom always wanted me to marry Raef LaFrentz. I'm a normal fan."
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I think it's funny she tries to "protect" who she really is by not giving her last name. I'm sure her parents are overjoyed with her picture being all over Jayhawk news outing her as a porn star for all of their Church friends to see. Too funny!!
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Welcome to Slow News Friday where the most important thing on anyone's mind is the revelation that KU graduates women hot enough to make a living in adult entertainment. Too bad your school can't say the same.
Gunman at the Pentagon? *Yawn*
Earthquakes in the 3rd World? *Blink*
Al Gore SWEARS it's Global Warming! *Chuckle*
Porn Star sighting! *STAMPEDE*
The amount of coverage this is getting (Whitlock article front page on the Star site) is pretty shocking.
Who cares.
I've heard Coach Townsend is a great guy, I really hope he isn't getting in trouble for this. I honestly bet him and Bill Self had a good laugh about it.
Wow, people can really make a big deal out of anything. The sad part is I took the time to read this crap, what does that say about me? Who cares....?
I heard her next movie will be called "Elevator Creampies" Sherron Collins will co-star
Maybe the tickets were in recognition of her ball handling skills.
Swooosh!
nuttin but net.
Wasn't Butt Licking Anal Whores 5, up for best screenplay?
Now scuse me while I go google her.
Eh, big deal. She's an alumni and longtime fan. Getting a hook up for birthday tickets doesn't mean anyone did anything worse than getting tickets for an affluent alumni lawyer. Let's not get our collective Puritan panties in a bunch over something harmless.
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