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Overland Park middle school students are tripping balls by chugging an over-the-counter-cough medicine called "Triple C" and KSHB Channel 41 has the
vitally important story.
Eight students at Lakewood Middle School got sick because they overdosed on the medicine. Whatever happened to putting psychedelic mushrooms in your peanut butter sandwich at lunch, then spending biology having your mind blown by mitosis?
When the initial reports about Johnson County kids tripping on K2 came out, they always included a legislator assuring you they were eager to ban this synthetic weed scourge. Nowhere in this report is any mention of what we can do to prevent cough syrup from falling into the wrong hands. Will anyone think of the children of JoCo?
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Why won't Robert Olson do anything to protect the children from cough syrup?
Wait, is there something more sinister afoot? Kansas state Rep.
Robert Olson, who introduced the ban on K2, remains suspiciously silent about this new danger. Is Olson actually a raving cough syrup addict, naked in a dark room staring into the light fantastic? A gibbering madman with empty plastic bottles scattered at his feet, pink residue crusting within while he speaks to his own private god?
We can't say for sure Robert Olson isn't a cough syrup addict who spends his days in Topeka swaddled beneath his office desk robo-tripping his brains out, but why won't he deny it?
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