Kansas City isn't really big 12 country. The expert researchers Condomania, an online condom store, ranked U.S. cities by penis size, and KC didn't rise to the occasion. We didn't even crack the top 20.
Go figure the nation's tenth-biggest dicks come from St. Louis -- and the biggest dicks of them all are in New Orleans and Washington, D.C.
In the state rankings, Kansas came out average, ranking 26 overall in penis size. Missouri was a flaccid 36th, despite St. Louis' strong showing. No. 1? New Hampshire?
No doubt the data was collected from Condomania fitting rooms.
After the jump, Condomania's top 20 cities, state rankings and some other stats. And don't feel bad, guys. At least we're not Wyoming.
Update: Condomania spokesman Adam Glickman tells me there wasn't enough
of a sampling of data for Kansas City penes (yes, that's the plural) for
us to rank.
Condomania's "penis database" says:
20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Orleans
2. Washington, D.C.
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth
50 States Ordered by Penis Size
1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming
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