Thursday, March 25, 2010

It's not the size of it ... Kansas City doesn't crack top 20 in penis size

Posted By on Thu, Mar 25, 2010 at 10:08 AM

click to enlarge The men of Kansas City might be used to seeing this gesture.
  • The men of Kansas City might be used to seeing this gesture.

Kansas City isn't really big 12 country. The expert researchers Condomania, an online condom store, ranked U.S. cities by penis size, and KC didn't rise to the occasion. We didn't even crack the top 20.

Go figure the nation's tenth-biggest dicks come from St. Louis -- and the biggest dicks of them all are in New Orleans and Washington, D.C.

In the state rankings, Kansas came out average, ranking 26 overall in penis size. Missouri was a flaccid 36th, despite St. Louis' strong showing. No. 1? New Hampshire?

No doubt the data was collected from Condomania fitting rooms.

After the jump, Condomania's top 20 cities, state rankings and some other stats. And don't feel bad, guys. At least we're not Wyoming.

Update: Condomania spokesman Adam Glickman tells me there wasn't enough

of a sampling of data for Kansas City penes (yes, that's the plural) for

us to rank.

Condomania's "penis database" says:

  • Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire

  • Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming

  • Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans

  • Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.

  • Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth

  • Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!

  • Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length

  • Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length


Here's where to look for big dicks.
  • Here's where to look for big dicks.

20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Orleans

2. Washington, D.C.

3. San Diego

4. New York City

5. Phoenix

6. Portland

7. Atlanta

8. San Francisco

9. Chicago

10. St. Louis

11. Seattle

12. Miami

13. Indianapolis

14. Columbus

15. Boston

16. Denver

17. Los Angeles

18. Detroit

19. Philadelphia

20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire

2. Oregon

3. New York

4. Indiana

5. Arizona

6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana

8. Massachusetts

9. Alabama

10. Washington

11. New Mexico

12. California

13. Arkansas

14. Nevada

15. Virginia

16. Tennessee
17. Illinois

18. Oklahoma

19. South Dakota

20. Georgia

21. Pennsylvania

22. Mississippi

23. Michigan

24. Florida

25. Rhode Island

26. Kansas

27. Maryland

28. Minnesota

29. Vermont

30. Connecticut

31. Wisconsin

32. New Jersey

33. North Dakota

34. Idaho

35. Texas

36. Missouri

37. Montana

38. Ohio

39. Nebraska

40. Colorado

41. Maine

42. North Carolina

43. Delaware

44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky

46. West Virginia

47. Alaska

48. Iowa

49. Utah
50. Wyoming

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