Courtesy of KSHB Channel 41, here's the story of Nathan Gilbert, who is in his twenties and doesn't have a Facebook or Twitter account.
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seriously? you guys are picking this up too? i've watched this idiotic story fill up the local rss feeds all morning long.
here's a bunch of other people who probably don't have Facebook:
homeless people
people with other things to do
starving kids who are more concerned about being shot and killed on their way to school than reading about what you had for breakfast
immigrants who come to the united states and look around at the vapid shallow stupidity we call our society and realize that yeah, everyone here is a moron and this place should be pretty easy to clean up on, and then go get jobs and work really hard and make decent money for their families back home because they're not too busy PLANTING STRAWBERRIES ON AN IMAGINARY FUCKING FARM.