U.S. Senate hopeful Jerry Moran wants you to know something. He may be a six-term Congressman, but he still knows how to rock a plaid, button-down shirt.
In a new television ad, Moran is shown driving along dusty roads in search of the wisdom that only members of the Kansas Farm Bureau can provide. The ad takes a shot at Moran's Republican rival, fellow Kansas Congressman Todd Tiahrt, who happens to own a home in Virginia. Moran would have viewers believe that Tiahrt spends his weekends drinking Grey Goose and shooting rhinoceros with Nancy Pelosi at Jack Abramoff's hunting lodge.
When duties in Cesspool, D.C., pull Moran away from hog-calling
contests and quilting bees, he unfolds his bedroll at a town home owned and operated
by the Fellowship, a secretive, right-wing organization an informal men's Bible study .
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Excellent, Jerry! How are you, Sir? I am so glad to have not heard from you trying to tell me were I am wrong! I've had it with all those "drones" out there thinking they know anything about hemp! I've been looking for that politician who agrees with me and is on my side! And I can't tell you how cool it was when my door bell rang and it was one of your "boys" asking if I would allow your camp to place a sign in my yard! I, of course, said, "Hell Ya!" That man has an "R" beside his name... so I know he's not a crazy Socialist or Communist and will uphold the American standards of FREEDOM! BE PART OF IT OR BE OUT OF IT! Simple! Thank you for your service, Jerry, and I'll be proud to vote for you! George W.
Wow, what's up Jerr! We, Kansas, needs your help... besides all of U.S.! What the hay is going on? "The World has no money and the Emporer has no clothes!" What do you plan to do? We need a financial engine that everybody can use to produce revenue! We also need a way to control these illegal aliens... 14th Amendment. I contend this... please tell me where I am wrong!
I CALL BUNCO!!
It�s time for REVOLUTION!!
A HEMP REVOLUTION!!
�HEMP FOR VICTORY!!�
You need money� GROW HEMP!!
You need a job� GROW HEMP!!
You need food� GROW HEMP!!
You need medicine� GROW HEMP!!
You need fuel� GROW HEMP!!
You need clothing� GROW HEMP!!
You need anything� GROW HEMP!!
HEMP, HEMP, HOORAY!!
HEMP, HEMP, HOORAY!!
PAY YOUR� OUR� TAXES WITH HEMP!!
WHAT?!
You�re gonna let U.S. die� �cause you�re afraid
someone might get High?!
JESUS CHRIST!! �q BUNCO!!
The Law is NOT the Solution�
THE LAW IS THE PROBLEM!!
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CAN YOU PLANT A SEED??
THEN GROW SOME WEED!!
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BE A RADICAL�
BE RADICALIZED FREEDOM!!
PLANT YOUR TOTAL HEALTH CARE SEED...
TODAY!!
WAKE UP AMERICA!!
IT�S 4:20 IT�S TIME TO GO TO WORK!!
GET BACK OUT IN THEM FIELDS AMERICA!!
IT�S TIME TO PLANT A SEED!!
IT�S TIME TO MOCK THE PAST!!
IT�S TIME TO RE-BUILD AMERICA!!
PLANT A SEED TODAY�
SAVE THE OCEANS, SAVE THE FORESTS, SAVE THE ATMOSPHERE...
SAVE THE ENVIORNMENT!!
SAVE ALL OF U.S.!!
CAN YOU PLANT A SEED�
3 MONTHS = PAY DIRT!!
CORRECTION�
$MONEY$ DOES GROW �ON TREES�!!
PLANT YOUR TOTAL HEALTH CARE SEED TODAY AND SEE YOUR RESULTS GROW!!
DENIAL AIN�T NO RIVER IN EGYPT�
CONTROL YOUR OWN LIFE!!
CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY!!
PLANT YOUR OWN SEED TODAY!!
Most members of Congress own a home in Washington. That's where the job is, duh!
Better they live with in a house they pay for than get free digs in a creepy cult house under investigation.
And at least you can trust Tiahrt. He is who he says he is. Moran has a mean moderate streak that he's fighting tooth and nail to hide.
Why would I vote for someone who owns a home in the DC area but is running in Kansas? I'll take the plaid shirt any day over the used car salesman and his crazy spouse.
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