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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

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Shh! Don't tell the Westside Family Church. May is National Masturbation Month

Posted by Justin Kendall on Wed, May 5, 2010 at 11:20 AM

click to enlarge It's OK to play with yourself this month -- just ask Optimus Prime.
  • It's OK to play with yourself this month -- just ask Optimus Prime.

May is National Masturbation Month (thanks to our sister paper the LA Weekly for the reminder; sorry, we didn't get you anything).

Best not to tell the poor souls in the Westside Family Church's Victory Over Porn Addiction support group, which teaches that masturbation and getting aroused are sins -- not a part of healthy sexuality -- and emphasizes "recovering 'sexual purity,' as reported in Sunday's New

York

Times.

So no good vibrations for them. But for the rest of you heathens, let the whacking and vibrating and whatever else you all are into begin (or likely, continue).

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Someone needs to investigate these people and this Dirty Girls Ministry site - seems like a for profit venture being run by people with no credentials whatsoever. What is this spy software they are selling?

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Posted by Investigator on 05/11/2010 at 7:59 AM

Right. If we didn't share, who would?

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Posted by Justin Kendall on 05/06/2010 at 8:17 AM

All the news the KC Star won't print. Right?

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Posted by Donna W on 05/05/2010 at 8:26 PM
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