Friday, May 7, 2010

El Chupacabra stalks the night in Lee's Summit, murders three goats

Posted by Peter Rugg on Fri, May 7, 2010 at 1:00 PM

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The beast walks among us, searching for goat blood.
Dark mysteries on the farm lands of Lee's Summit. Thursday morning, Dawn Applequist awoke to find one of her goats dead with the entire side of its body ripped off. It was the third goat to be murdered in the night in as many days.

"Whatever is doing it, it's very quiet, it's happening very quiet," Applequist told reporters, before continuing in what should have been a frightened whisper. "This happened last night, and I didn't hear a thing."

Clearly this is the work of the fabled "El Chupacabra" -- literally translated to mean "goat sucker." The legendary reptile/coyote hybrid can only subsist on the blood of livestock, and, as its name suggests, prefers the fresh plasma of the common domestic goat.

Recorded sightings of the evasive beast of Mexican legend describe exactly the type of behavior happening at Applequist's farm. As recently as January 2008, Chupacabra killed eight chickens in Capiz province of the Philippines.

Lest you think this is actually the work of a wild animal, Applequist has already contacted the Missouri Department of Conservation, and Lee's Summit Animal Control. Neither has responded to her complaints. She's also questioned her neighbors about coyotes, but no one has seen any in the area.

Residents should be on the look out for something resembling a hairless, wild dog, with reptilian skin, forked tongue and long fangs. Do not attempt to capture the monster yourself, but call animal control immediately.

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I was in Lee's Summit last weekend!! Thats so crazy!!

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Posted by Jonny Lightning on April 15, 2011 at 3:10 PM

Are you sure it was not a coyote?

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Posted by Jonny on April 15, 2011 at 3:07 PM

Excuse the name on my previous post, my name is Lauren R.

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Posted by Lauren R. on April 14, 2011 at 11:32 PM

Two years ago my grandfather and I smelled something rotting in a field belonging to one of my neighbors. (I live in a rural area.) We looked around, only to find a bloated and mostly hairless creature about the size of a large dog. It looked somewhat like a coyote, but there was a catch. It had a short muzzle with odd teeth, not an elongated muzzle like a coyote has. I took pictures too, might put them up on the internet someday. I live near Wichita, KS by the way.

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Posted by Able Has A Roflcopter on April 14, 2011 at 11:30 PM

Landon, where do you live? My friend just spotted one in West Overland, MO.

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Posted by Angela Peacock on June 24, 2010 at 12:57 AM

Do YOU think it is true? Not myth? Not fiction? I strongly advice you to set the video camera where you stock your live animals such as chicken, goat, cow, etc... Put it 24/7 surveillance!!!! So you can/may capture the imagine that's beyond you possibly never imagined ever. Then we will find out. It is as that simple as cavemen can do it.

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Posted by ? on May 10, 2010 at 8:12 PM

there is something that looks like a chupicabra by my farm

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Posted by landon shackelford on May 8, 2010 at 7:52 PM
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