Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser says he's running for re-election, and challengers are already lining up.
From Mike Burke and his sinking ship billboards to Sly James and his fat campaign stash to Jim Rowland and his pinstriped suit, checkered shirt combo, there is no shortage of folks wanting to dethrone the Funk.
But there's one candidate that might just be able to unite a divided city: hot wings from the Peanut.
The meatiest wings in town announced
today on Facebook that they are running for mayor.
Blorph! The KC general mayoral election is on March 22,Hot wings' platform is "to run the turkeys out of office
2011. But it's never too early to begin the campaign, especially when it
involves obscenely scrumptious hot wings slathered with zesty,
molten-butter-like sauce and patriotic American values! Peanut Hot Wings
for Mayor: Just. Delicious.
and ring in a bold new era of
transparency, accountability and abnormally large and delicious hot
wings for all Kansas Citians!"
I'll vote for deliciousness any