Commenters working the Plog switchboard this week were crazy for three things: unintelligible cell-block vigilante Antonio Collins, the PETA stunt hottie pictured here, and this conjugal-stink-absorbing bedding. The three subjects excited people so much that it's been hard to tell their enthusiastic ejaculations apart. See if you can match the comments below with the correct story. Good luck!
(A) "They are so vile, they make your eye tear up and I swear could peel paint off the walls." (Married to Stinky)
(B) "Not all justice can be defined within the law." (Alex)
(C) "Bay Harbor Butcher strikes again." (Anonymous)
(ɹǝʇʇɐɯ ʇ,usǝop ʇı :ʎǝʞ ɹǝʍsuɐ)