The Pitch's anonymous Bachelorette expert has informed me that a couple of Kansas City duders are competing to win over Ali Fedotowsky -- who is giving up EVERYTHING IN HER LIFE to go on the ABC "reality" show to find love. The show premieres tonight at 8 p.m.
There's 24-year-old Jesse, who is a general contractor originally from Peculiar but now he's all KCMO's.
Jesse's a deep guy who's apparently lost count of how many times he's been tattooed. He also dreams big. His greatest achievement in life: "Owning his own
home, buying a truck and being happy where he lives."
Keep reaching for the stars, Jesse. He'll face stiff competition from 27-year-old John N., an engineering software salesman who once went on a date that last 48 hours. So he's got stamina going for him. John also lists Richard and Kristine Carlson's An Hour to Live, An Hour to Love, so he's in touch with his feminine side.
The verdict from anony Pitch Bachelorette expert: "They are both pretty cute. I'm sure they'll make it past the first round at least." You be the judge.
Jesse ...
Who should Ali pick? Jesse or John?survey software
If Facebook likes mean anything, Jesse is leading John, 57-34.
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Uh, John is a freaking pillow-biter. John, you didn't get a rose because you smelled like Jesse's balls. Congrats to the both of you for joining the homo-mile high club on your flight out together.
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