1. Cheer on the home team. The Kansas City T-Bones take on the Fargo-Moorhead Redhawks at Community America Ballpark tonight.
2. Laugh at puppets. The Felt Show brings its adult-oriented puppet humor to the Bottleneck tonight.
3. Eat some pez. Enthusiasts of the candy that you only bought for the collectible dispenser will convene on Saturday at the Holiday Inn Northeast for the 2010 Kansas City PezHead Gathering.
4. Support local film and music. We Will Make You Whole Again, an independent movie by local filmmakers premieres on Saturday night at Czar Bar. It features an original soundtrack by Olympic Size.
5. Ooh and ahh at bursts of fire and color. Celebration at the Station brings symphony music and fireworks to Union Station on Sunday in honor of Memorial Day (which is Monday, by the way).
For more weekend distractions, see The Pitch's events calendar.