Peculiar Jesse's quest for love ended last night on The Bachelorette, leaving him a victim of reality TV show scheming and manipulation.
Before being let loose to resume his life as a general contractor in Peculiar, Jesse and the 10 remaining bachelors were whisked away to NYC to "audition" for a part in The Lion King on Broadway.
"I love musicals and I love these guys and I can't wait to see them together!" Ali gushed.
Dressed in spandex shorts and V-neck T-shirts, the bachelors went
through a short dance routine and had to sing, "Can
You Feel the Love Tonight."
"Ima rock this thang!" Jesse exclaimed.
" This Broadway stage is mine!"
And he did. Peculiar Jesse's attempt at the Elton John classic
evoked nods and smiles from the production crew. But it was Roberto, with his off-key singing and chemistry
with Ali that won the smooth Latino insurance agent the part.
"I think I impressed Ali with my singing," Jesse said. "She seemed
impressed anyway."
But no one was really allowed to sing. Ali and Roberto were hoisted high
above the stage by wires with their sinewy bodies entangled. And of
course, the rest of the jealous bachelors weren't actually in the
audience watching. They were at a remote location, watching on closed
circuit TV, biting their nails, talking shit to each other and whining
about why they should be there instead of obvious front-runner Roberto.
While in NYC, Ali was sick with (what sounded like) a sore throat or
chest congestion. Strangely, none of the other bachelors shared her
affliction considering more than a few had their tongues in her mouth.
Losing her voice, Ali couldn't hang on the group date. Kirk, the sales consultant from Green Bay took Ali
up to her room to you know, tuck her in.
"He just fuckin' took off with her!" Peculiar Jesse exclaimed
incredulously.
You snooze, you lose, homey. Peculiar Jesse was dismissed the following
evening at the fourth rose ceremony along with Jonathan, the Nervous Nelly weatherman from
Houston.
After being dismissed by the show's host, Chris Harrison, Peculiar Jesse said goodbye.
"I'm sorry, Jesse," said Ali, as she hugged him.
"That's all right," Jesse said. "Thank you for the experience. It was
great."
"I just think we didn't really match up," Ali explained.
"I understand. I understand for sure," he said. "It's alright."
During his exit interview, Peculiar Jesse explained: "I'm frustrated,
I'm not gonna lie. She's more of a city girl. That's where she wants to
be. I want some acreage and cows and all that good stuff. And I think
maybe that possibly is something that kind of scared her away from me."
No tears for Peculiar Jesse though. He was probably secretly happy to
get away from the photo shoots and the corniness. "That was awesome, and
anyone would be lucky to have her, but I cannot wait to see my dogs,"
he said.
Still competing for Ali's heart are the obvious picks that will provide
the mayhem and foolishness needed for high ratings for ABC's "New Summer
Monday": wrestler Justin and creepy Kasey, who attempted to show his seriousness
about the situation this week and got inked with a shield protecting a
heart and a rose on his wrist.
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A rather very good article and superb blog. Is there any way I can subscribe to new articles, you know like getting them on email or something like that.
He and Ali would not have been a good match. I can't picture Ali taking care of the farm! Jesse Beck is such a hottie!!!! If I was single I'll be moving to Peculiar to find him!!!
ladies look what i found!!!!
....all the bach's last names
http://www.poptower.com/the-ba...
I totally agree.. I just can't understand why she would let him go? And then the fact that he is an amazing singer that just ups his hotness.. she is so crazy OMG! Jesse Kovacs is his name I think.. let me know if anyone finds him on facebook.. but who knows a boy like him might not be too much into the computer haha (:
no kidding.. what was she thinking keeping creepy kasey and obsessed frank.. and craig is like just odd..
i would def. date jesse.. i agree, someone needs to find his last name!!
I would love him!! He is so cute ... I would definately live in the country with him - I wear camo and love going to The Bass Pro Shop.. i request his last name too - tryin to look him up on facebook!
I would love to get to know him. Very cute and seems like hes got a good head on his shoulders. I'm a 23 year old from SC. If someone would post his last name i would find him on facebook or something! :)
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