Oh noes! All appearances indicated that while Scott Johnson was inside Nara on Friday night, reveling in the reverse happy hour, somebody took a brick to the windshield of his 2004 Mercedes-Benz Gelaendewagen!
What kind of bastard would do such a thing?
Turns out, Johnson is a bit of a joker. The photographer, who is well-known in KC's artsy circles, broke the windshield himself long ago ("Bird," he says with a shrug). He carries the piece of brick around in his fancy-ass ride and places it on his hood to get a rise out of passing nightlife scenesters.
Luxury vehicles -- who knew they could be so hilarious?