The new trendy way to drink vodka is to pour it directly into your eye socket -- and the trend has penetrated our borders and corrupted our youth (sort of).
Fox 4 is all over the stylish method of imbibing. Of course, they couldn't find any actual Kansas Citians who have engaged in eyeballing. But it's totally just a matter of time before bros are icing bros' eyeballs. According to a Lee's Summit ophthalmologist in the piece -- shock! -- it's stupid and can damage your eye. But it looks so cool! Check it out!
Thanks Fox, for kicking off the trend (and a hat tip to TKC). And Youth with Vision has to be the best unironically named youth group ever in an eyeballing piece. Here are more dumbasses eyeballing for YouTube.
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According to doctors, this doesn't even get you any drunker. See this eye doctors blog post.
The sad thing is that doctors say that this doesn't even make you any drunker. See this eye doctor's post.
What a bunch of crazy guys! Maybe their mouth are not functional. Not able to drink through it.
I'd be happy to give it to you in your ass! Why not give me a name so I can fuck with you a bit?
If you're willing to travel, I'll give you my email address so we can meet in person sometime.
My capitalist lifestyle? I'm f'n poor dipshit...just like you. I'm not a rich guy that's protecting his money like you must have assumed. I'm a capitalist b/c I think Obama is a fuck up? You must also believe I'm racist b/c I didn't vote for that piece of shit.
Queer/vodkeye,
What the fuck is a hipster? Sounds like a plug and tug fag to me. I'm attacking this retarded news source, not your underground group of homos that meet to pack each others' shit. I don't know what a hipster is so I don't care about them. Hipster.....is this a new style of jeans?
Yes pussy, I'll probably end up shooting someone someday, you're correct. I'll shoot one of the losers your kind tries so hard to protect. He'll break into my house, then I'll blow his brains all over my wall and let the dog clean it up (hopefully you do home break ins in my area).
I do know happiness, I find it in success, raising children, and occasionally substances. Do you have an opinion you'd like to share dipshit?
It's kinda funny how everyone is saying that American's are stupid enough to do it when on the "Eyeballing Vodka" video it definitely is not Americans doing it.
... I forgot to mention that I'm a huge elitist douchebag, living a sad, lonely life. I troll forums and criticize others anonymously to keep myself detached from reality because my capitalist lifestyle is terribly unfulfilling and I've never known true happiness. I don't like to admit this. I'll probably end up shooting my mother or some poor kid that caught me on a bad day, and will rot in a jail cell for the rest of my life.
I'm also a huge faggot and like taking it in the ass.
This is real. While SOME may be staged, I don't think pouring vodka in your eye is an impossible feat. Kids do dumber stuff than this. Why does everybody think this stuff is staged?
HTA needs to get out of his mom's basement. How do "hipsters" promote a "culture violence in KC"? And just because you know a few soldiers that don't like Obama doesn't mean they all do. I have a few soldier friends that do like him.
Anyway, I would love to stick around and chat. I gotta go attend the weekly "Hipsters of the KC Metro Area UNITE!" meeting. Nobody try and crash this thing. You won't find it anyway, we get together miles beneath the city's streets.
I better run. I'm late because squeezing into my sister's jeans was especially tough today. It's also my turn to buy the Pabst Blue Ribbon. It's also my turn to lead the Obama Worship Prayer. For he is our Lord and Savior!
Oh, well. Off to go figure out how to make KC even more violent. Because that's what Hipsters do!
dude, many ophthalmologists have had cases of kids coming in due to ruined corneas via eyeballing...they see youtube vids of others doing it, when you are drunk...you do stupid shit no?
(posted to pikk) Real or Fake? Drinking vodka through your eye trend "eyeballing" [POLL] - http://www.pikk.com/2be49
Thanks for sharing your wisdumb with us WOW. I don't claim the retard for my president b/c I didn't vote for him, just like a few soldiers that I know that hate to admit he's the commander and chief. He's a sad, weak man that only possesses a silver tongue. I'm glad you fell for it! I only visit this site to see what the full-of-shit, hug-everybody and give-everything-away liberals are saying these days. You f'n idiots are my enterainment. I don't plan on sharing a worthwhile conversation with you, just plan to irritate you until hopefully you commit suicide. It would be a damn shame for you to reproduce.
Anonymous,
Few who visit this site are intelligent enough to have concluded that these acts were staged.
viralviralvideo,
These clowns will do anything to keep the ratings rolling in. I could attack anyone I wanted with the most senseless of comments and they'd still let me post. They work hard to preserve the cutlure of violence in Kansas City. They'll post any sort of drivel they can come up with. Their reporting leaves a lot to be desired and is VERY one sided. I don't appreciate FOX News' one-sided approach anymore than I appreciate these clowns.
uum everyone realizes that this shit was made up for the movie "Kevin and Perry Go Large" in 2000 for Rhys Ifans character 'Eyeball Paul' as a joke .. rite??
What kids are doing something stupid? Quick get a reporter on this! We can use the stupidity of the children, for fear control of the parents.
"Hating This Article" is a POS. Why take the time to read this blog if it is such a waste of your time? The Heading pretty much warns you what it will be about. WOW!
Also, I assume you're not an American citizen? I arrive at this conclusion because you say, "YOUR hero muslim president". Last time I checked, if you're an American, he is your president as well. I know, call me crazy. The majority of the U.S.A. placed their vote, and the result was that most of the people who lived in America chose Obama and everything he ran his campaign on. Just like the majority of the citizens wanted Al Gore over Bush.
And by your language, "hero muslim president", I assume you watch Fox News. Well THAT is a "news source" worth watching. I'd rather pour vodka in my eye than watch that poop source of information.
As far as the article is concerned, who cares? People should have the right to ruin their lives if they want. If they're not hurting you, who gives an F? I'm sure "Hating This Article" never did a stupid thing in his/her life. Yeah.
"HTA" also says, "where does a guy find something decent to read". Ever try the library? Oh, no. That is a Socialist institution! I want my America back!!! Waaaahhhhhh!!!!! I'm gonna go watch Glenn Beck!!!!! And cry!!!!!!!!
Well since your hero muslim president is failing at his job, you've had to find things like this to put in your blog. What a disappointment. I thought you'd share some more of your socialist rhetoric so we could make fun of it. Instead I get this retarded shit that isn't even real.
Fuck.....where does a guy find something decent to read?
What happened to your shallow "Killa City" blog? Let's get back to promoting the "coolness" of losers shooting themselves in the streets everyday. There are plenty of dipshits seeking fame via this website. I appreciate the fact that you all use their mugshots everytime.....that's the only thing I've seen on here that I agree with. It's the only truth I've witnessed. A mugshot of a guy that was recently killed really tells an important part of the story.
Thanks Bitch Blog!
Such a waste of Vodka! why would anybody wanna do that! Shame shame shame.
They just broke my heart.
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