Update (10:10 a.m. July 19): Barrel Bob has been found! The Star reports that the safety preaching barrel monster was found on the Cass/Johnson County line.
He was reportedly found amid a clutter of Anheuser BuschThieving bastards! Bet Barrel Bob ate his captors and then drank all of their beer but was too hungover and dehydrated to return to his post near U.S. 50 and Bynum Road ... or his captors end up posting pictures on Twitter and Facebook and MODOT tracks 'em down.products. He was reported to be in good shape, missing only his hard hat
and glasses.
Original Story (11 a.m. July 15): The bastards must have come for
him in the night. No doubt Barrel Bob -- the jagged-tooth barrel
monster that warns drivers to slow down in works zones or be eaten --
was jumped. No way he'd go willingly. He's missing, snatched Sunday
night from his post near U.S. 50 and Bynum Road in Lone Jack.
He's described as 10-feet tall with jagged teeth. He's orange with white
stripes. He was last seen wearing a hardhat.
If you've seen
Barrel Bob, call MODOT at 888-275-6636. Barrel
Betty misses him.
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Fantastic piece! Are there any predictions that you might be able to share in order to help us understand your first section a small bit further? thanks a lot
The articel continues:
Forensic specialists at the crime scene describe a field of shattered orange fragements, human blood and tape splatter indicitive of a struggle between Bob and his captors. It is unclear whether Bob has lost too much tape to survive the abduction. DNA testing is ongoing, and anyone with information please call MODOT at the number provided.
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