Monday, July 19, 2010

Royals get in a race, just not the one Ned Yost wanted

Posted by David Martin on Mon, Jul 19, 2010 at 9:00 AM

click to enlarge Eric Hosmer reports to Wal-Martland.
  • Eric Hosmer reports to Wal-Martland.

Two weeks ago, manager Ned Yost proclaimed that the Royals were in the race. Turns out, the race was for last place.

The losing streak reached six games with a 9-6 defeat to Oakland on Sunday. Contenders (in Yost's mind) the week before the All-Star game, the Royals now hope that the Cleveland Indians, who waved the flag several weeks ago, run out of talented young players to promote. The Royals are a scant 1.5 games ahead of the Indians, the American League Central's doormat since May.

Back-to-back three-game sweeps at the hands of the White Sox and A's must have made Yost feel like a chump. His boss, G.M. Dayton Moore, probably had an easier time taking the result in stride. If Moore wants to trade a number of his players -- and there a lot of pieces to trade -- he needs the 2010 season to look like a string of T-shirt giveaways.

With a .500 record looking as unrealistic as first place, Moore should be trying to acquire talent he can bring up with Mike Moustakas and Eric Hosmer, the boys-to-men he drafted in 2007 and '08, respectively. Moustakas recently joined the triple-A Omaha Royals, while Hosmer got the call to report to double-A Northwest Arkansas.

click to enlarge Mike Moustakas uses a lot of shaving cream.
  • Mike Moustakas uses a lot of shaving cream.
Each player has the potential to be an offensive monster that the big-league club so obviously lacks. As a team, the Royals continue to lead baseball in batting average (.281), a reflection of that statistic's emptiness. The club needs thumpers. This Scotty Podsednik shit isn't cutting it.

Mr. Incredible: Moustakas has a really big chin, which may be a good sign. Lantern jaws seem to herald athletic greatness in the way that, say, a cowlick doesn't.

Derek Jeter
has a big chin. Golfer Michelle Wie has a big chin. Former Royal John Buck has a really big chin, and he just played in the All-Star Game.

Alex Gordon has a big chin, and he's fighting to get back to the big leagues. Still, he's a better athlete than anyone who is going to read this blog today.

In other developments, that dummy Joe Girardi did not use Joakim Soria in the All-Star Game, "Day Banny" pitched like "Night Banny," and Zack Greinke gave up five runs and has a shoulder issue (uh-oh).

Next up:
Toronto, @ New York Yankees.

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