|Yes, there's an adult behind this T-shirt.|
Behold the magnificence of this dress-length T-shirt spotted at Vanity Fair, the Lee and Wrangler Jeans store out at the Legends Shopping Center. The shirt promotes Lowe's, a chain of hardware stores you can see from space, and Jimmie Johnson
, which I believe is a brand of sausages.
The shirt is sized "Medium."
That's a full-sized grown-up hoping the wind doesn't catch it, fill it like a sail, and carry her off to Oz.
There's a full rack of 'em. And, seriously, they're mediums.
With sizing this generous, what passes for a large today? A tarp with armholes? A Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Anyway, if you go to Lowe's, as the shirt suggests, you could buy a couple wooden poles, tie them together, and then build yourself a medium-sized Jimmie Johnson pup tent.