| Yes, there's an adult behind this T-shirt. |
There's a full rack of 'em. And, seriously, they're mediums.
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Alan Scherstuhl, congratulations, you made the list of, �YOU CAN GET OUT�.
Lemmie �splain somethin� to ya, ya comie hippie! That there shirt shows you an org chart if properly concocted. See, if yer standin� under an American flag, on a NASCAR track, you�ll find God at the top, America above the shirt, Jimmie Johnson below that, Lowe�s below JJ, and Jimmie�s Johnson below that, and all of that is atop the hallowed ground of a NASCAR track. And, if that there track has been properly christened, there is a thin layer of Busch Light betwixt the Johnson and the track.
See there, that�s what ya call a bonafide pecking order.
You will also note that Jimmy Dean ain�t�nowheres in that there pecking order.
Now, I get that you skinny writing types what type with yer pinky fingers out to the side and sip on your chilatto teas and bran muffins don�t eat no meat. THAT is why you don�t know your sausage nor could you fill out such a shirt�ya varminous idgit.
Though this NASCAR apparel is extreme (in sizing, not style), most clothes and their sizes aren't much less out of whack these days.
When I buy a shirt, more often than not a LARGE fits me best. And I'm a bona fide biological outlier (6'4", 245 lbs)!
It puzzles me that there are enough people two sizes larger than me to justify Target carrying XXL polo shirts.
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