Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Looking for love, ladies? The Bachelor is casting in Shawnee

Posted by Berry Anderson on Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 3:00 PM

click to enlarge Dreams can come true in western JoCo.
  • Dreams can come true in western JoCo.

Renee Kelly's

at Caenen Castle is much like the whimsical locations used on The Bachelor. It's also the spot for Kansas City's hopeful bachelorettes to dazzle and impress the reality show's production crew tomorrow night.

Those looking for reality TV luv should not be discouraged by the

absolutely dismal success rate of Bachelor/Bachelorette marriages. Only

two of the 19 matches made on the show have resulted in holy matrimony.


So what does one need to become one of the lucky 25? Besides a perfect

smile and weave, the ability to teeter around on stilettos and the

ability to shriek and laugh at shit that just simply isn't funny, here's

an abbreviated list of the prerequisites:

  • U.S. citizenship.

  • A valid passport.

  • No pending or current restraining orders.

  • The ability to participate in one or any of the following:

    "Skydiving, snow skiing, ice skating, parasailing, water skiing,

    rollerblading, and the like."

  • click to enlarge Ali_Fedotowsky_thumb_300x222.jpg
    Could you be

    the next Ali?

    Possible full disclosure of sexual history, political and religious

    views and medical treatment and history (physical and mental) by third

    parties.

  • The willingness to be audio and video taped 24/7.

  • *Single* status. According to eligibility requirements, this means

    "not currently involved in a committed intimate relationship, which

    includes: any marital relationship (whether or not the parties are

    separated or currently in the process of divorcing or annulling such

    marriage); any co-habitation relationship involving physical intimacy;

    or a monogamous dating relationship more than two (2) months in

    duration."


Caenan Castle is located at 12401 Johnson Drive.

The casting call is scheduled from 5 to 9 p.m. Go, get your rose.

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This is for snotty little rich girls who think they want to be famous. This show isn't about love, it's about your vanity. Go read Twilight, fantasize emo vampires, and close the door with your vibrator.

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Posted by OP Realist on 07/20/2010 at 3:10 PM

I think all people should be offered free background checks on potential dates.

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