John W. Schroeder III didn't last long on the list of Missouri's most wanted sex offenders. Independence police apprehended him yesterday -- with a copy of Kansas City's Most Wanted newspaper in his backseat, which Schroeder just happened to be in. Police labeled Schroeder a "violent felon" -- wanted for first-degree statutory sodomy, enticement of a child and first-degree child molestation. He would have fit right in with the following rogues' gallery of sex offenders who have failed to register (as of Thursday). Flip through to see if your friends and neighbors made the list (and if they did, give the proper authorities a ring at 1-888-767-6747).
Kansas City's most wanted sex offenders:
Unreasonably happy to be having their pictures taken (given the circumstances):
Victims: Little girls
Victims: Little boys
Victims: Old people
Wanted sex offenders with famous people's names/likenesses:
This is not The Rock ...
And this isn't a famous sportscaster ...
This isn't a famous baseball player ...
And this is not the Unabomber ...
Women are sex offenders, too:
Even more wanted offenders: