If you're cheating on your wife, you probably don't want to videotape it and leave the DVD where she'll find it. Common sense, right? If you're cheating on your wife with a 16-year-old girl, then you really don't want to videotape it because she's going to call the cops on your ass. William Brown found out the hard way that taping yourself sexing a 16 year old is considered producing child pornography -- and he'll have the next 15 years in federal prison without parole to smack himself in the head and repeat, "stupid, stupid, stupid."
Brown's wife found the DVD in question in his backpack in May 2008. She
apparently watched it and saw her scummy hubby screwing a 16-year-old
girl inside his vehicle. Again, stupid, stupid, stupid. So she
confronted him over the phone, and he claimed he was going to commit
suicide. Obviously, he didn't.
As for the girl, she told social
workers that Brown started hitting on her when she was 12 -- but they
waited until she was 13 (and Brown photographed it). The sex continued
for years. When she turned 15, she said Brown bought her a camera phone
to send him naked pictures with. And she filled them in on the night
they made the sex tape in the car.
Brown pleaded guilty in
February. Brown, don't stop hitting yourself.