Monday, August 9, 2010

Royals learn the difference between annoying and destructive

Posted by David Martin on Mon, Aug 9, 2010 at 9:00 AM

click to enlarge So long, José.
  • So long, José.

Royalsland began to breathe a little easier last week with the release of designated "hitter" José Guillén.

The outburst-prone steroids user has $4 million left on his contract, which the organization will be forced to eat like a ham-salad sandwich that spent seven hours in a fanny pack during a visit to Worlds of Fun.



G.M. Dayton Moore signed Guillén to a contract worth $36 million before the 2008 season, a foggy period that including the hiring of field manager Trey Hillman. Hillman was annoying. Guillén was destructive, posting a .308 on-base percentage while blocking poor Kila Ka'aihue in Omaha.

If team owner David Glass was feeling dickish, he'd find a way to punish Moore for blowing $36 million on Guillén's noisy, mediocre act. Maybe Glass could count out the $4 million in C-notes as Moore watches replay after replay of Guillén striking out and grounding to short.

click to enlarge Zack wants to know how long he has to put up with this shit.
  • Zack wants to know how long he has to put up with this shit.


The other big news last week was Zack Greinke's couch session with Bob Dutton. Cy Young winner told Royals beat man that he dreads the prospect of having to watch another rebuilding phrase.

Hard to blame the kid for feeling pessimistic. When he shows up for his seventh full season in 2011, the stiffs under contract (Yuniesky Betancourt, Jason Kendall) will outnumber the stars. The Royals are grooming guys who look like real players in the minor leagues. But they might stall in their development, become heroin addicts or (ahem) need time to address a social anxiety disorder.

In his own inimitable way, Greinke talked the way most Royals fans think. He asked the central question: When will the team be good and how good will it be? Alas, it's a question no one can answer with any certainty. There only guarantee in Zackworld is the $27 million he is owed over 2011-12. And that buys a lot of Paxil.

In other developments, Brian Bannister's going to work things out from the bullpen, Bruce Chen continues to do nice things, and Chris Getz loses some Scrappy White Guy cred by arguing a call while a runner headed for home.

Next up: @ Angels, Yankees.

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While Guillen should have been cut two years ago, his departure makes me look back fondly at the dumping of Larry Johnson from the Chiefs. If Kansas City is to be saddled with dismal pro sports franchises the least we should be expecting is for those over paid athletes to act like they have some class. Too late, but great move, finally.

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