Monday, August 16, 2010

Lew Perkins, Kansas athletics director, offers confused old man defense for pricey flights

Posted by Justin Kendall on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 2:16 PM

click to enlarge Lew Perkins can't remember yesterday let alone two years ago.
  • Lew Perkins can't remember yesterday let alone two years ago.

The Kansas City Star hammered Kansas athletics director Lew Perkins in Sunday's paper for spending more than $150,000 for 22 flights on university-owned and leased airplanes between July 2008 and May 2010. Not that any of this is illegal; it's just excessive, especially when he's flying to Wichita, Hutchinson and Columbia.

The Star's review showed Perkins hopped planes to see Jayhawk basketball games, visit his daughter in New Orleans and pick up a dog. All seemed icky but explainable, especially if you're just a confused old man whose "time is very important." That's exactly what Perkins told the Star -- as well as offering an explanation for why planes exist.



Don't believe me? Check it out.

"In my world, time is

very important," Perkins told the Star.

"I

consider my time very valuable. That's one of the reasons why we have

planes, to help us get places quicker."

Perkins' time sure is

important. He's an old man. He could die, like, any second now. And

before you go off on me for that statement, Perkins himself admitted as

much, offering this I'm-just-a-confused-old-man defense. 

"I'm

old," said Perkins, who turned 65 in March and plans to retire

in September 2011. "I can't remember yesterday. I wish I could tell you

my mind is better than it is."

Jayhawks, this is the man

you'll be paying a $600,000 retention bonus to -- two months before he

retires.

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this is same college that didn't want to blow the whistle for the start of class that has been a tradition for maybe 100 years because it cost 1500 a year. you forgot tell everone the 600,000 that lew is getting is tax free!!!!!

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Posted by Anonymous on 08/17/2010 at 9:43 PM

Man, check out what that hat is doing to his ears!

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Posted by Tom1 on 08/17/2010 at 1:10 PM
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