"The Explanation," an interview with Jason Whitlock on his departure from his job as a columnist for The Kansas City Star, will air at 3 p.m. today, on both 610 Sports with drive-time radio host Nick Wright, and on Time Warner Cable's Metro Sports.
Since the rotund raconteur's extended vacation from the Star turned into a permanent one -- i.e., since last Tuesday -- Whitlock's been teasing "The Explanation" via his Twitter page. 610's Wright ultimately won the right to host today's LeBronsian broadcast. "The list of his demands is great," Wright tells The Pitch.
"This is what he wants: one hour where he gets to talk without commercial
interruptions, one hour where I interview him, one hour where we take phone
calls, he wants it live on TV, and we have to provide Gates to cater it,
with a maximum tab of $300," Wright says. "Those were his five demands,
and we agreed to all of them."
do you keep quitting so many jobs, man? It's a recession, don't you know
that?"
Whew. And you thought Jim Gray threw some softballs. Never fear: If Wright goes too easy on the big guy, the callers will make up for it during hour three.
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MARK ZIEMAN: *Kicks Mike Fannin�s office door open* �Did you hear that fuckin shit on 610?�
MIKE FANIN: �No, sorry Keitzman had some scintillating news on the KU football coach.�
MARK ZIEMAN: �Are you huffin paint? KU coudn�t penetrate the defensive line of the Morman Tabrnacle Choir this year. We are getting KILLED on 610!!!�
MIKE FANNIN: *Grinning* �You said �penetrate��.
MARK ZIEMAN: �What?�
MIKE FANNIN: �Chill out Z Man, no one takes that crazy Jack Harry seriously.�
MARK ZIEMAN: *Punches wall, destroying one of 38 Holly Lawton employee of the month awards* �Goddamnit this ain�t a fuckin Jack Harry Alsheimer�s Alert, Jason fuckin Whitlock is on 610 with that smarmy little Nicky Wright and he is KILLIN YOU!�
MIKE FANNIN: �He don�t know nothing. He fucks with us, I�ll give him a bad reference.�
MARK ZIEMAN: �Thats a double negative Mr. Editor, and lemme ask ya something.�
MIKE FANNIN: �Shoot my brutha.�
MARK ZIEMAN: �What?�
MIKE FANNIN: �Nothing go ahead.
MARK ZIEMAN: �Whats the heat index out there?�
MIKE FANNIN: �Hot. How the fuck should I know? Its hotter than a fresh fucked fox in a forrest fire, I�ll tell ya that.�
MARK ZIEMAN: *Looking around Fannin�s Department* �Thats right, its 117 Heat Index out there and all the guys in this department have turtle necks on.�
MIKE FANNIN: �
MARK ZIEMAN: �
MIKE FANNIN: �I�ll turn on the radio.�
MARK ZIEMAN: *Stomps out*
MIKE FANNIN: *Picks up cellphone* �Holly, did you hear that?�
HOLLY LAWTON: �Mike, I gotta go, there is something about an elbow test for my next job I gotta work on it.�
MIKE FANNIN: *Closes phone, murmers* "No one listens to the radio, I'm goin to the bar."