If the bad old days, cheating spouses who contracted a vicious strain of sexually transmitted disease would be forced to go through the mortifying, heart-rending experience of admitting infidelity.
As if it's not bad enough to know your husband has been stepping out on you, now you have to worry about how the delicate balance of chemicals in your vagina will handle chlamydia treatment.
Thanks to a change in the state's STD treatment laws,
now you can slip some penicillin into your unknowing spouse's morning
coffee and have enough left to keep your own inflamed genitals from
breaking out. We live in a blessed age.
The new law will allow doctors to prescribe medication for an infected patient's partner without requiring a separate in-person examination. Since it's often difficult for doctor's to make sure a patient's partner comes in to get tested, this will hopefully get treatment to more people who need it but might otherwise be afraid of a doctor's visit.
This is all good news for Kansas City, which was recently given a D- grade for our STD rate. Remember folks, no matter how much they change the laws, a condom is always going to be cheaper than Valtrex. Act accordingly.
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Quite useful info here. BTW, I believe I read a extremely similar article on an additional blog these days, in fact i'm pretty sure. I 'll check it out and let you know, maybe they copied your content, who knows.
I stumbled on this article on Bing although I was searching for something similar, but I just wanted to say good stuff and I 100 % agree. Is there any way to subscribe to fresh content?
Dear Peter,
Why make the cheater in you story a man? Women are just as likely to cheat as men, tons of research support this. Buy you go on ahead and reaffirm the stereotype that if there is cheating going on, then it's the man that is doing it. You should volunteer to have your penins removed, and get a vagina installed in it's place. You're a PC twat.
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