Probably the world's most testosterone-fueled, horrifically erotic fantasy came true for a Wichita man yesterday.
According to the Wichita Eagle, the 42-year-old married man was enjoying a late-night tryst with his 20-year-old girlfriend at a local Sonic. Pause: the man didn't even have to leave his car to enjoy hot, greasy hamburgers delivered by a cute girl on skates, while canoodling with his forbidden love less than half his age...who happened to be pregnantly blooming with the seed of his child. I'm not a man, but I'm pretty sure all male fantasies begin this way.
Then entered the man's 45-year-old wife. She stormed over to the car and confronted the saturated fat-eating lovebirds about their affair, when the girlfriend pulled out a screwdriver (perhaps hidden in a lace garter?) and proceeded to stab the wife over and over in her head. Eight times! Surely the most lurid catfight ever.
The wife's injuries are not serious, and the girlfriend was hauled off to jail. Stay tuned for either the world's most dramatic divorce or most kinky make-up lovemaking.
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