Laurence Saunders is a sexy beast. Just look at his beautiful bearded mug. But apparently, some women are immune to his advances.
Take for example, Saunders' 64-year-old neighbor. Apparently ladies don't like you showing up naked in their bedrooms late at night.
Last night, the 62-year-old Saunders allegedly did just that, grabbed his neighbor's arm and told her he was just "being friendly." Except Saunders' neighbor didn't want to be friendly. She kicked his ass.
The woman grabbed Saunders' ZZ Top beard and dragged him to the front
door (so there are drawbacks to really long beards). Saunders apparently
wasn't ready to go and grabbed the woman's throat. Bad idea. Th woman
grabbed a tape measure and whacked Saunders in the head with it three
times. That was enough to send Saunders packing.
But the woman wasn't through with Saunders. She found his black shorts
sitting on top of her DVD player in her living room. She grabbed his
nasty draws and threw them at Saunders, who was crying on her deck.
The woman went back inside and found her back door unlocked. She
suffered scratches to her neck and bruising on her arms and hand.
The cops scooped up Saunders, who admitted going into the woman's home
and getting naked. But he denied grabbing her by the throat.
A now-clothed (I hope) Saunders is facing charges for first-degree
burglary, second-degree sexual misconduct and two counts of third-degree
assault.
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I just need to say, good info. i've been trying to find something like this for a although. can i subscribe somehow to new content? like email subscription or rss feed?
really freaky because I live in the same city. Anyone showing up in my bedroom naked would likely get full 'giant panic can I get to the Bastard Sword' freak out" or would have their genitals violated beyond belief and after I left them gasping on the floor they'd get to 'splain it all to a police officer.
Who will usually arrive at my door at 4 minutes or less if we call due to our community policing policy.
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