Thursday, September 16, 2010

Cynthia Davis refuses to acknowledge gay parents, calls them their childrens' 'friends'

Posted by Mandy Oaklander on Thu, Sep 16, 2010 at 8:00 AM

click to enlarge Cynthia Davis just wants what's straightest for the children.
  • Cynthia Davis just wants what's straightest for the children.

In this week's update from soon-to-be-former state Rep. Cynthia Davis, the O'Fallon Loon takes on the most sinister kind of gayhood: gay parenting. Repeatedly referring to homosexual relationships as "tragedies," Davis writes that children have a right to non-gay parents.

The Loon remarks that no matter how hard they try, gay parents can only aspire to be "very good friends" with their impostor children. If they didn't squeeze the child out of their bodies or if they weren't married to someone who did, it doesn't count:


Just because two people are living together does not mean

the non-biological "live-in" is entitled to be the other parent of the

child. When a person is not related to the child by adoption or by

birth, they may be very good friends, but they are not parents.

But don't worry! Cynthia's strong anti-gay parenthood position is backed up by both science and hard numbers. Lookie here:
Because of biological facts, homosexuals cannot reproduce. There is a growing trend to create a baby through artificial methods, however this still only allows for the woman who actually gave birth to be listed on the birth certificate. I agree with only allowing the child to have one parent listed because the break up rate between homosexuals is very high.
Not convinced yet? Here's the proof:
Some of the states trying to create a legal bond between homosexuals discovered it makes things more complex than ever when they break up --- and that break up rate is about 87%.
Don't try to corroborate that statistic, because you can't without Googling Cynthia Davis' brain: that's the only other place it shows up (and it's easy to get confused in there, given all of those voices shouting over each other).

Davis goes on to conjure a weird, Jerry Springer-esque tale about "a constituent's daughter" who was in a homosexual relationship where she and her partner both got artificially inseminated and planned to adopt each other's kids. It ended in a break up (naturally), a suicide (those irrational lesbians!) and the surviving mother's claim to both kids and all the assets that went along with them. Clearly, this is just another typical gay parenthood story.

This story, like her stats, is unable to be corroborated, but Davis is fighting against the gays for the sake of the children. OK, so her track record helping children isn't so great: she refused to advance a bill protecting children from criminally charged daycare providers, and she believes that hunger has the power to motivate children.

Cynthia always ends her weekly spots of brilliance with a joke, and this week the joke is about a marriage (heterosexual, obviously) where the groom tries to bribe a priest into leaving out the vows about being faithful. The reason it's a joke, of course, is that such a situation would never really happen in a straight marriage, where the breakup rate probably hovers around 2 percent in Davis' mind.

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Ms Davis is hardly a role model nor a spokeperson for parenting, having been notified by the City of O'Fallon for having a brood of chickens running around the backyard of her suburban home. When asked why she had them, she replied they were pets, though it was revealed she was barbequeing them for her dinners.

Apparently she ignored the request to remove them, thus the City sent law enforcement officers to 'encourage' her to remove them from the property.

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Posted by Robyn Carolyn Montague on 10/10/2010 at 1:20 PM

Gays can't breed? Huh? We make terrible parents? Huh? This woman is worse than Palin and Fred Phelps combined! My lesbian sister and her partner are raising two wonderful boys. My lesbian niece is a foster parent. I know lots of gay men who have fathered children and good parents. Geez! The stupidity of some people! (including OuttaTowner who posted above!)

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Posted by KsBear2 on 09/18/2010 at 8:09 AM

This is fucked up.. I'm sorry, but gay people are not tragedies, and isn't this world about Equality? Having her in any form of office shows she's a hypocrite about life!

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Posted by Mandie on 09/17/2010 at 10:19 PM

"Just because two people are living together does not mean the non-biological "live-in" is entitled to be the other parent of the child."

...And what about the "non-biological live-in" within a heterosexual relationship? I suppose that this statement means that it doesn't matter what your sexuality, if the kid isn't biologically yours, then you've no right to be called his/her parent. Hmm, well...So much for all those poor babies out there who wanted a loving home.

I can't believe this woman is so ignorant to believe the crap that spews out of her mouth, nor do I even want to begin to fathom how many drooling morons believe it. Just when we homos think that people can't grow anymore stupid, someone like this opens up their mouths and proves us wrong.

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Posted by Tweed Flinn on 09/17/2010 at 3:26 PM

My partner and I have been together for over 16 years...hmmm....how many heterosexual couples can say that....Newt Gingrich? Rush? Oh wait, they've been married and divorced several times...maybe if you combine all the years they were married to various partners, then it adds up to more than 16 years!

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Posted by Susan LaBombard on 09/17/2010 at 12:27 PM

My lesbian neighbors are the perfect example of why a child shouldn't grow up with homosexual parents. When they're not screaming at eachother at the top of their lungs, they're screaming in the bedroom so loud the neighborhood can hear them. Ick.

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Posted by OuttaTowner on 09/17/2010 at 9:24 AM

I think she might be right. We all know that hetero marriages never break up and straight parents NEVER commit suicide.

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Posted by Joe Medley on 09/17/2010 at 7:05 AM

Is this a real story.

Tell me. This is who the republicans put in charge of Saint Charles county.

OMG. Are the repugnants that desperate>?

Democrats have nothing to worry about this fall....

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Posted by sparkey on 09/16/2010 at 3:29 PM

Cynthia Davis could really use a good gay hairdresser. That rat's nest on her head is a scandal to the jaybirds.

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Posted by Charles on 09/16/2010 at 1:23 PM

WOW...

...She's stupider than Palin!

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Posted by Jo-Gaga on 09/16/2010 at 1:13 PM

(sigh) Poor Cynthia! It must take so much energy to continually swim upstream against the tide of mental health.

I can only hope that she takes a break every so often to "pleasure herself" while pondering the mysteries of just what all those lesbians do to each other when they're not lurking aruond sperm banks or breaking up.

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Posted by KCWolf on 09/16/2010 at 8:31 AM
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