It's been clear for quite some time that Sam Brownback will be the next governor of Kansas. He's so far ahead of his challengers, he can't even see them in the rear-view mirror on his giant blue bus. Still, we have to have the election. That's a basic rule of democracy or something. Right?
Well, maybe not. MSNBC's website just published a psychic article titled, "These are TEST returns. They must not be broadcast
or published," that announces Brownback's victory. The results of 36 other gubernatorial races are included too.
As you can see in the pictures below, in the network's premonition, the Kansas race actually tightened up quite a bit from
what polls are showing
now. Brownback will come out the victor, of course, with 44 percent,
Democrat Tom Holland made a game of it though, pulling in 40
percent, and third party dreamers Ken Cannon and Andrew Gray
each earned a respectable eight percent. No word yet on the federal
elections results yet, but we have a call in to Carnac.
Oh, and Meg
Whitman will pull out a squeaker in California.
This headline just isn't clear enough.
gain!
GOP
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