Plog; How do you draw people in to something like this?
Trew: It's so bizarre and weird that I think we'll get a
lot of people out just to see what the hell it is. Anyone who has seen
the show before knows that it's quality. It's a fantastic comedy show.
It has elements of karaoke and live sketch comedy and stand-up comedy
and there's an American Idol appeal too. It really hits many different areas.
Who is an ideal contestant for this?
An ideal contestant is someone who really commits to the idea.
Whatever the sketch is, totally commits to it. If they're having sex
with a hamburger, as long as I can tell from the look on their face what
kind of bread it is, is their dick all the way inside the bun, is she
squirting ketchup and mustard inside of her pussy, how does that make
her feel. I want to be able to tell. It's the ultimate commitment to
whatever the idea is no matter what it is.
What have been some of the most memorable air sex acts from the past?
The
most memorable was I judged this girl in Austin named Slut Truffle, who
took this drill saw to her crotch because she couldn't get any
satisfaction otherwise. So she had to cleverly plugged in this giant saw
and she had this little pink box on her nanners and so when she took it
to her privates, people were cheering and applauding, and she was
getting off on it. That was pretty awesome.
There's also this guy
in New York. His name is Dirty D, and he doesn't really do anything
that spectacular. He's just a regular dude, but I think everyone in the
room is captivated by how seductive he is and how real it looks. So you
don't have to be crazy props and over the top to be successful. You just
got to commit to it to be just good at air fucking.
Do you have to be good at it to be a good air sex competitor?
No.
I suspect most people are awful at actual sex but when they're put in
this situation, they're able to let it all loose. They can be a
millionaire tycoon. They can fuck whomever they want. They can be an
athlete. They can be a star running back for the Kansas City Chiefs.
They can be Zack Greinke for the Kansas City Royals. I'd love that. I'd
love for someone to come and fuck like Zack Greinke.
Do people have a hard time committing to doing this on stage?
What's
really bizarre and magical about this show is that something changes
within people when they get into it. Last night in D.C., there was a
girl who came to the show just off work and so she was totally in her
work clothes, a little pant-suit thing, and I talked to her before the
show, and there was no indication that she was any kind of wild child.
... She got on stage and she transformed. ... She gave a blow job like a
champ. Took it in the butt hole like a champ. ... It's very moving.
It's inspirational.
You're getting inspired every night?
This is like organizing the Special Olympics. I get inspired night in
and night out by all of these people who would otherwise never get
onstage to do this.
If you're ready to inspire Trew and screw like Zack Greinke, e-mail Trew at chris@airsexworldchampionships.com and tell him you're from Kansas City and you want to compete. Send him your stage name and attach an MP3 of your song choice (because fake fornicating is always better with music). Winners get prizes -- and a chance to compete to be the Air Sex World Champion in Austin in 2011.
Here's a look back at last year's champion, and check out the Air Sex Twitter page for more on this year's competition.
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