Friday, October 15, 2010

Trenton Holoman, 17, accused of robbing pastor outside of his church

Posted by Mandy Oaklander on Fri, Oct 15, 2010 at 7:00 AM

Trenton Holoman is accused of robbing a pastor.
  • Trenton Holoman is accused of robbing a pastor.
Trenton Holoman is accused of robbing a pastor.
A local pastor left his church last night after a long day of encouraging Kansas City -- the third most likely American city to be engulfed in the flames of Hades -- to act holier. But as he walked out the door, he was approached by two young hell raisers. 

One of the hellions asked the pastor for money. "I don't have any money," the pastor said, and receded back into the holy mandorla of the church. He waited a few minutes, and then tried again to leave. This time, the suspect had backed up against the wall and pointed a large handgun at his stomach.

Perhaps in an elaborate ploy to get the pastor to say "piece be with

you," the kid asked the pastor again for money. "I am the pastor of the

church and I don't carry money," he said.



The pastor walked to his car but before he could get in, the two boys stood in front of the door and blocked his way. They asked him for money a third time, and the pastor thrice assured them that he didn't carry money. So they asked him for a cell phone, and the priest gave it up. Both men fled after nabbing the pastor's cell phone and pretty much reserving their place in hell.

Police found the perps that night and the pastor confirmed their identities. Now 17-year-old Trenton Holoman is charged with first-degree robbery and armed criminal action.

To all you kids reading, next time you need some holy numbers, try the Internet before robbing a pastor.


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Stupid niggers lol

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Posted by Jimmy on 01/24/2012 at 10:24 PM

Dis Trent U Ppl Foolish Need ta Hold Yo Words B4 Trail Cuz Wen I Get Tha Not Guilty Verdict Yall GonE FEEL STUPID as u say i am n I Apperciate your Comment Ruby N My Bkro LOCC"n Ima Innocent lol 57 u need ah life apprently

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Posted by Trenton Deandre Holoman on 12/04/2010 at 4:04 PM

why dha fuck yall have tw say something about his parents they had nundhiin tw do wiht dhiss nd dnt nobody knw dha truth bhut the people that was there nd for yall tw google this just tw tlk shiid is kiid shiit grow the fuck up nd if he did do iht he survihn dha tiime for iht so stfu !!!!

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Posted by ruby black on 10/29/2010 at 11:00 AM

yu ol bkitch ass nigga yu kno shit bkout lil Cuzz he didnt yu on shit bkitch ass nigga y yu even on dis yu Google mah nigga too get on wit ya silly shit mah lil nigga NOT GUILTY ol pussy ass nigga Crip gang on des Nuts yu bitch ass nigga holla out shit yu probably dnt kno nuttin out yu sound like a dumbk nigga da feds is on yo ass dumbk ass nigga

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Posted by Sixxx on 10/25/2010 at 7:11 PM

Some of these post are simply pathetic. I'm praying for this child and all our children who have been thrown away by society. This story is not all the facts but only this Mandy's futile attempt as a reporter. So none can judge. Four thumbs down for you Mandy! He without sin cast the first stone. You're Hypocrites. We should all be praying, including the victim. Obviously either you don't have kids are you are a kid.

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Posted by Anonymous on 10/17/2010 at 8:19 PM

haha dats wat dat lil dumb ass fuccin stupid ass nigga get!
haha who da fucc robs preachers Cuzz?
we out here gettin money doin it big
until sum stupid lil nigga like "trenton holoman" does something stupid like this
makes us real niggas look like we do it too
or something.
for one..HE'S NOT A REAL NIGGA if he's robbin
a holy man..
he's a fuccin LAME.
shoulda sold cracc or something Cuzz.
haha
have fun succin dicc in prison lil dude.
p.s. for sixxx and shawn i assume ya'll are
eitha family or his homies or something..
ya'll are idiots apparently da nigga
did it if he got caught..
5-Sev Crip Gang

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Posted by im that nigga Cuzz on 10/17/2010 at 4:06 PM

for the aa s that cant get jobs here are a few tips

1) Lean how to write and speak so people can understand you.....see above at how you guys write. They don't do that in the work and corp world.

2)quit blaming the whites for your mishaps.

3) don't wear fubu or bright colored clothing to an interview. example- purple hats with feathers, and pull your pants up.

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Posted by Learn to write on 10/17/2010 at 12:57 PM

my family didn't own any slaves.

if there are no jobs where he lives, he needs to move where the jobs are at. If nothing else, go into the military and let them pay for his education, LIKE I DID! stupid thugs want to be out there killing, join the army or marine corps, plenty of killing to done there. Then after they are done, they can come home and have their college education paid for by the citizens. White privilege my ass, blacks have many more scholarship opportunities than white kids do if they keep their act straight.

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Posted by to other anonymous on 10/17/2010 at 9:02 AM

Anonymous watch yourself partner.
you try living in the area where you cant get a job and we will see what your white
self will do. Dont forget it was your ancestor and so called white prilivedge that has our kids acting a fool. But trust me ur words will catch you.

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Posted by Anonymous on 10/16/2010 at 9:29 AM

this fucking thug needs to go away for a long time. he is just going to keep robbing. he is too stupid to get an education and work like the rest of civilized society. just another piece of trash from the east side. as usual, his parents obviously did a shitty job in raising this kid.

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Posted by Anonymous on 10/16/2010 at 9:19 AM

Who ever used my name should stop!

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Posted by the real shawn holoman on 10/15/2010 at 9:31 PM

That boy ain't did that

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Posted by the real shawn holoman on 10/15/2010 at 4:56 PM

Fuck that pastor jesus ain't real any way the pastor robbing the comunity he need to give back

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Posted by the real shawn holoman on 10/15/2010 at 4:30 PM

Fucc yu bkitches mah lil nigga didnt do it fucc da police he's NOT GUILTY

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Posted by Sixxx on 10/15/2010 at 4:16 PM

I guess it is a joke. I thought it might be, but it wasn't funny as it didn't make much sense.

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Posted by I guess on 10/15/2010 at 9:41 AM

Ebonics

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Posted by Learn to write on 10/15/2010 at 9:32 AM

It's a joke.
She's making a reference to "peace be with you," but she's referring to his gun -- also known as a "piece" in slang terms.

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Posted by Dude on 10/15/2010 at 9:18 AM

Spell check cannot help you all the time. It is "peace be with you" not "piece be with you".

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Posted by To Mandy on 10/15/2010 at 8:38 AM

Not funny, the robbery I mean.

Mandy, however, is fuckin hilarious.

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Posted by Chuck on 10/15/2010 at 7:42 AM
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