Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Ted Nugent banned from hunting in Kansas for two years

Posted by Justin Kendall on Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 1:00 PM

click to enlarge Ted Nugent can sing about pussy in Kansas, but he can't hunt there.
  • Ted Nugent can sing about pussy in Kansas, but he can't hunt there.

Kansans, your killing fields will be Ted Nugent free for at least two years. The Motor City Madman is banned from hunting in the Sunflower State -- where Uncle Ted has bowhunted for several years -- due to a conviction in liberal California for illegally hunting deer.

The Wichita Eagle reports that Uncle Ted's conviction for using bait to hunt blacktail deer -- a big no-no -- and subsequent ban until June 2012 extends to Kansas because the states are part of a wildlife enforcement compact (he may also be in trouble for pheasant hunting in South Dakota). Nugent is denying breaking any game laws, calling himself "Mother Teresa with a bow and arrow."



Nugent told West Virginia Outdoors:

"I Ted Nugent do NOT break game laws. I am Mother Teresa with a bow and arrow."


Nugent claims he was the victim of a "witch hunt" and his conviction politically motivated.

"They did a witch-hunt and a during a Gestapo, jack-booted thug raid based on the allegation that my forked horn buck was a spike as spurred on by phone calls from the 'Ted Haters."
The Nugent ban does not extend to Nugent's concerts, so you can still see him perform the touching love song, "Wang Dang Sweet Pootang," live and in-person.

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Hey Ted,
I wish you could put that JERK Bob Beckel in your bow sites!
He has his head buried up you know where like the rest of the SHEEPLE !
TED FOR PRESIDENT!
Mike

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Posted by Mikecall01 on 04/09/2011 at 6:03 PM

you people ar idiots, stupid democrates leave ted alone and get a life

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Posted by matt on 11/21/2010 at 8:04 PM

Ted Nugent...another reason republicans are considerd ignorant neanderthals who scream and yell about anything while doing the opposite in their real lives. (still looking for those wmd's in Iraq?)
Got an 8th grade education? Vote Republican!

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Posted by Albert on 11/03/2010 at 11:19 PM

He got busted here in Cali for taking a deer over bait, somthing called "C'mere deer" and taking a spike horn buck. State law is "No hunting over bait" and "a legal buck must have a forked antler" He filmed it and the video was played on his tv show. He paid a $1500.00 fine. Ted you are an idiot. It was on tv,no witch hunt required.

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Posted by steve on 11/03/2010 at 6:16 PM

Everybody knows that Mother Teresa favored a Glock .357.

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Posted by Mark on 11/03/2010 at 9:48 AM

Sweaty Teddy Ain't Nuttin' Without Derek St. Holmes.

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Posted by Gonzo Fan on 11/02/2010 at 5:16 PM

We need to save the Ted Nugents of the world.
....VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!!

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Posted by Voter Punk on 11/02/2010 at 4:18 PM

dude is crazy in all the right ways. 'MERICA.....FUCK YEAH!!!!

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Posted by ben on 11/02/2010 at 3:51 PM

"I am Mother Teresa with a bow and arrow." Wow, you just can't make this stuff up.

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Posted by Bewlay on 11/02/2010 at 2:19 PM

Well, hell, Ted - c'mon over across State Line: we just opened bow hunting for deer, and whatever else you might find, in Swope Park.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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Posted by Nick2 on 11/02/2010 at 1:18 PM
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