Thursday, November 11, 2010

Curtis Got Slapped: Mother claims teacher slapped son, writes 40 crazed pages of demands

Posted by Mandy Oaklander on Thu, Nov 11, 2010 at 2:00 PM

click to enlarge Cover page of Lisa Henry Bowen's 40-page tome.
  • Cover page of Lisa Henry Bowen's 40-page tome.

When a child named Curtis Bowen was slapped by his teacher at Martin Luther King Jr., Elementary School, no one really heard about it. Except for President Obama, Vice President Biden, their wives, three senators, and more than 20 other officials.

They all were CC'ed on the whopping 40-page letter that Curtis' mother, Lisa Henry Bowen, sent to school district superintendent John Covington. In it, Bowen makes mind-boggling demands for reparations. One recipient called the letter "one of the craziest things I've ever seen" and leaked it to the Internet.

Lisa Henry Bowen, who copyrights her name and her son's name throughout the letter, kicks it off by identifying herself as the "intellectual property owner" of fourth grader Curtis Bowen. She alleges that Curtis was caught horse-playing and was slapped by a teacher (whose name we'll withhold, since the letter isn't oozing with credibility). Lisa Henry tried to report the teacher to social services for child abuse, but claims she was denied because Curtis' skin wasn't broken.

That sent Lisa Henry into a spiral of outrage. She calls the teacher "one audacious white bitch with 'balls,' then conducts some informal gonad comparisons. "I happen to have some big 'balls' too. And I ain't afraid to use them." (All emphasis hers, throughout.)

Bowen uses her balls-to-the-wall logic to devise a way for the school district to repay her. She claims the teacher slapped 1/4 of Curtis' "million dollar face." Therefore, she encloses a homemade bill for a quarter million dollars. The bill is issued to five educational entities, so she's really demanding more than $1 million.

And that's just page eight!

The weird part about her list of demands is that most of them have nothing to do with her child being slapped. Sure, she makes a few perfunctory demands to improve the school district, including the introduction of a "We Don't Hit Kids Here" campaign throughout Kansas City and a revocation of the teacher's license. But she reserves the real meat of reparations for Curtis and herself.

Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards; a free college education; two trips to Disney World; nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza; season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet; almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country;" a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments; a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel; and a personal audience with President Obama.

Her demands for herself are just as WTF-worthy. She demands the full payment of her mortgage, a new car, home remodeling, free psychological, dental, and medical care for the next nine years, and the cherry on the sundae:

Independent consulting contract position with the Kansas City Missouri School district, for the next nine years. My consulting fee begins at $15,000 per month, minimum 6 months contract.
Because nothing screams "hire me" like a maniacal 40-page threat.

The mother then rants to President Obama and Dr. Covington (who, like the president, is black) about how the educational system doesn't "give a damn about black children." She almost loses it at the end:
There was a time, in THIS AMERICA, when a white woman could get away with slapping black children around. There was a time, in THIS AMERICA, when a black woman had no choice, but to accept her children being slapped, whipped, rapped [sic, we think], abused, molested and psychologically tortured by this white supremacist society...There WAS a time. I AIN'T THAT BLACK MOTHER, THIS AIN'T THAT TIME!!!!!! THIS AIN'T THAT AMERICA!!!!!!!!
A message to the haters: Lisa Henry Bowen (C) invites anyone who thinks she's gone a little overboard to "KISS MY ENTIRE BLACK ASS!!!!!! I HAVEN'T BEGUN TO GO FAR ENOUGH!!!!!!!"

Should any of the recipients of the letter wish to meet with Curtis or Lisa Henry -- well, they couldn't afford it. Lisa Henry's personal appearance fee is $3,000 for 45 minutes, and she will not appear without her husband (an additional $3,000.) Don't even think about getting an audience with Lisa Henry's property, Curtis. He costs $11,000 for 30 minutes.


Oh,

and apparently Bowen charges every time her or her son's

copyrighted name is used in printt. We're way too broke

to pay, but we await your bill anyway, Lisa Henry Bowen (C). It was well worth it.

We've included some of the pages below. Check out the full letter here.

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You are all racist smucks.


Kiss my big fat balls.

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Posted by You racist shitheads. on 07/14/2011 at 1:58 PM

That's lady's a влагалище!

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Posted by Junebugg006 on 02/27/2011 at 2:31 PM

This crazy bitch needs to get over herself and stop playing the race card. Your fucking kid isn't special. Yes the teacher should be disciplined (not fired), but then again I'm of the opinion that teachers should have the right to discipline children if they're doing something they're not supposed to. Your children are subject to the school and their rules while they're there.

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Posted by Lilidragunova on 01/02/2011 at 1:02 PM

That's it! Now I have to sue Curtis's mother! I've been waiting to post when Pizza Hut was giving away 1,111 free $10 Gift Cards. I was so interested in reading her babble on her website that I forgot to keep checking when the post would hit to enter - and now they are all gone! I have to come up with my list of demands from her now! =)

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Posted by honestnicewoman on 01/01/2011 at 10:56 AM

You are writing racial comments yourself throughout this entire comment log.You were a teacher for 5 years in KCMO and refer to some of the past children as "degenerate monkeys"? I could quote all kinds of absurd things you have commented here - not only about the mother but also in reference to children. You even spoke of picking cotton and lynchings. Take your own advice: "WE NEED TO DO A BETTER JOB EXPRESSING OURSELVES AS AMERICANS LIVING IN THE 21ST CENTURY. SHAME ON YOU!"

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Posted by honestnicewoman on 01/01/2011 at 10:44 AM

It's very obvious she is looking for public attention for her own gain. Hopefully this will all blow up in her face and she will always be known as Curtis'MomIsGreedy&PSYCHO©

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Posted by honestnicewoman on 01/01/2011 at 10:21 AM

He hasn't been tried yet for the boy that was Beat? How absurd! I'm terribly sorry to hear about this situation.

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Posted by honestnicewoman on 01/01/2011 at 9:51 AM

Babs comment hits the nail on the head! She sounds like she could be the new poster mom for Mommy Dearest. The HAARP comment should give this woman a permanent stay in a mental ward - on her own insurance policy if she has one. I agree that this situation should be investigated to have the child removed from the home. The woman is obviously off her rocker!

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Posted by honestnicewoman on 01/01/2011 at 9:49 AM

So can you verify that this is a real situation? I would imagine everyone in the school district would know about this! Seems to crazy to be real.

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Posted by James332 on 12/28/2010 at 2:16 PM

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Where he daddy at?
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Posted by NSangoma on 12/27/2010 at 9:22 PM

I think the kid did what we all did when we were 9, he's just horsing around with his buddy.

the mom......i mean.....she is fit for a straight-jacket.....a racist, white-hating, straight-jacket

too bad for the kid- err, sorry, her property

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Posted by beoriginal on 12/27/2010 at 12:25 PM

just keep buying lottery tickets you insane racist.

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Posted by emetic bomb on 12/25/2010 at 12:38 PM

Don't get all high and mighty, pal. You are no better than any "hillbilly" that has commented on this, as the fact is that you did follow the same logic when you questioned whether or not "any non-ethnic person in this country has a heart that isn't as black is [sic] tar."

I agree that there is a lot of racism being demonstrated in many comments, but clearly it is not one directional.

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Posted by psuedonymous on 12/24/2010 at 8:56 AM

Hooded Sweatshirts have been around since at least the 1930s and became popular in the 1970s. Did you ever watch Rocky? That was 1976, and he was certainly wearing a hoodie.

Nice try, racist.

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Posted by psuedonymous on 12/24/2010 at 8:49 AM

we don't want them.

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Posted by Farah on 12/23/2010 at 6:54 PM

finally, someone with enough sense. race has nothing to do with it. crazy people come in all colors, shapes, and sizes.

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Posted by Kristen on 12/23/2010 at 6:47 PM

almost as much as you hate black people? it's a cycle. we've got to break it somewhere...

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Posted by Kristen on 12/23/2010 at 6:46 PM

i'd rather be black than portuguese.

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Posted by Deally on 12/23/2010 at 6:35 PM

go pick some cotton and make me a t-shirt

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Posted by Cotton on 12/23/2010 at 12:38 AM

bullshit. no such thing as hoodies 10 years ago, nice try nigger

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Posted by Slappy on 12/23/2010 at 12:37 AM

fucking nigger

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Posted by Slapajig on 12/23/2010 at 12:31 AM

Here Mexican anchor kids can cuss at their teachers, slash their tires, shoot the classroom windows out, sipt on their teachers, and play the race card while collecting free services at taxpayer expense. Teachers can't do a damn thing about it, black, brown, white or other. However, I have never had any black children act direspectful in school, (unless their parents were gang members or dopers), most have good parents that nip that type of stuff in the @$$ right away. But Mexican parents...ugh!

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Posted by DWell on 12/14/2010 at 5:15 PM

I think if someone wanted to prove how many dumb rednecks there are in the midwest, the majority of the comments here will support their position. I am not surprised that the majority of the "red state" voters that comment here didn't bother to check to see if this passed the smell test. Just read the OP and then believe it without trying to determine if everyone is just getting pwned.

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Posted by not a sucker on 12/13/2010 at 10:16 PM

I personally think this whole thing is an Onionesque parody. Can't find any supporting documentation from any Kansas City News or Television websites. Pitch seems to be the only original source. She wrote the letter 10/27/2010. You would think that the national media would have covered this by now.

It is so over the top that it has to be satire.

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Posted by not a sucker on 12/13/2010 at 10:05 PM

ROY, are you not aware of the many, many crime sprees carried out by whites? Serial killers tend to be white men. Most crimes committed by blacks are against other blacks. Check your facts. Oh, and lock your doors. Criminals can travel, too.

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Posted by -1Ms. Reality on 12/10/2010 at 10:09 PM

How does she know that this actually happened?

For that matter, how do WE know this happened?

Where's her proof?, she never says anything more than he was caught horse playing" and that's it. Just because an extremely vague account of what she claims "happened" doesn't mean it DID happen.

This dumb broad makes it pretty clear that she's nothing but a gold-digging piece of trash who's only claiming that all this happened because she's a horrible at her jazz gig and knows that the only way she ever has any chance of becoming popular is by making false claims of "racism" and "abuse".

She's nothing more than a crook.

What really ticks me off more than anything though is the fact that it took all these years to finally get things for blacks--something my parents,my grandparents,etc. never had because they had to deal with racist issues that really happened.

And here this dumb broad is setting things back for her own selfish reasons by demanding things she and her son do not deserve, for something that obviously never actually happened.

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Posted by Dre Maxwell on 12/04/2010 at 12:10 PM

i... wanna see this on the boondocks. uncle ruckus would have some harsh words for ol' mama.. like.. GIT YORE BLACK ASS BACK IN DA KITCHEN AND STOP MAKIN ALL DIS TROUBLE FO' DA WHITE MAN!" and tom could be her cowardly lawyer doing everything she screamed... and riley would be trying to get HIS teacher to slap him.. a pimp named slickback would defend the slapping of hos only..and good ol' huey would do what he duz best: tell the truth about it all.
come on aaron mcgruder! YOU CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. although, the mama will probably sue you for using her and her million dolla kids face as an inspiration.. so maybe you should change the names. :) ill be looking for this episode, aaron.

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Posted by duzi on 12/03/2010 at 12:38 AM

I would pay the fee so I can slap all three of them at the same time, Three Stooges style!

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Posted by DitchDigger on 11/30/2010 at 5:12 PM

Just seeing her dopey looking kid on the site kid makes me want to smack him. He's like a black semi-retarded looking Cartman or something.

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Posted by Tacobender on 11/30/2010 at 5:09 PM

Let's get one thing straight, the bitch isn't married, her son is really a sweet and lovable boy, or at least was until she started brainwashing him after she found out after 10 years that she wasn't legally married to her baby's daddy, so stop hatin' on the boy, he's caught up in the middle of a bunch of bull shit. This is obviously one messed up mama and needs to release her "property" to his father where he will be shown great love and be treated as a human being and not a "thing"!

I would really like to meet this "husband" she keeps referring to.

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Posted by anonymous on 11/25/2010 at 11:05 AM

uh....I think is someone is trying to capatalize on their kid getting slapped.

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Posted by susie on 11/23/2010 at 8:50 AM

So the kid lied about getting slapped? Big deal! I still think this woman is owed a living just for being a Nubian Queen and a princess of the most high God anyway.

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Posted by Jonathan on 11/23/2010 at 4:46 AM

It's sad.

The woman is obviously mentally ill. She might even be dangerous, especially to any child in her care.

Their local child welfare department should be investigating this.

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Posted by Rick Miller on 11/22/2010 at 12:18 PM

Why is she getting any publicity at all? She's a nut like the thousands of other nuts who write tirades to public officials about their slights, real or immagined.

She would have gotten further by documenting the slap, if it occurred, and filing a complaint or regular old lawsuit against the district. She would have received a settlement and the teacher might have even gotten fired if something really went down.

But now she has blown all credibility. So by letting her rant she is exposing herself as the one who is going to come out on the losing end of this. I do feel sorry for the kid who apparently is not being raised well (acting out in class to begin with) and is being influenced by this woman's nutty ideas and is being made a spectecal by his mother.

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Posted by Lookahere on 11/22/2010 at 11:17 AM

I realize that some of the commenters on here are just trolls, but this is the ugliest thread I have seen in a long time. Maybe the ugliest ever. Gross.

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Posted by April Fleming on 11/22/2010 at 8:02 AM

Curtis didn't even get slapped. I contacted the local police department and they completed an investigation and "allegedly" Curtis just made the whole story up. His teachers say he has a "creative imagination" and frequently made up stories that turned out to be untrue. Mrs. Curtis, you need to stop bringing race into the equation everytiime something that you disagree with happens. As Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said, "we should not be judged by the color of our skin but by the content of the character" so in other words stop bringing up color! God Bless America, USA USA USA.

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Posted by Mich on 11/21/2010 at 6:27 PM

My wife (white) taught for one year in an all black rural school. She and the librarian were the only whites in the building. Not only were the students out of control, but the adults were as well.

When my wife witnessed a teacher's aide strike a child across the face with a round house slap, so hard it knocked him down, she immediately went to the office and reported it. But the black women working in the office overheard her and immediately hatched a plot against her.

My wife was confronted by a large mob of black teachers and the janitor in her classroom the next day and was told she was going to get her a** beat. My wife was 6 months pregnant at the time. But she wasn't intimidated by them, called their bluff and then called the cops.

And that got her drummed out of the public school system. So what? She now teaches private school and loves it.

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Posted by Al on 11/21/2010 at 3:34 AM

BuxomeBrunette said: "I hope Dr. Covington tells her to take her crack pot demands to make herself independently wealthy and spin on them."

Maybe it should read "crack pipe" demands!

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Posted by iNEEDEDaLaugh on 11/19/2010 at 7:35 PM

Oh, come on, what's the likelihood that the littler ni**er will spend the next 9 yrs in school AND graduate?!?! Zip! So most ofthe demands in parts 3 and 4 are out! The bigger ni**er ain't as smart as she seems, huh? :0

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Posted by iNEEDEDaLaugh on 11/19/2010 at 7:04 PM

Cuhtus done been slapped.
He no longa loud ta chro his wait aroun at skrool.
He beez chrombatized.

Da slappin done been by him dumb bich momma
Who done humbiliated him bfor the hole wurl
For a jab at walmark an dinney wurl.
He been chrombatized!

Whutevah will bercome a puh Cuhtus?
He sho have the moshunal guydance to be a leedah someday.
Stead o just bullyin his emenies, he'll EAT em.
Wunse he be a Prezidant, dat iz. Like Edey Ameen Dada przdent a ooganda.

Dat sho dem mofos dat eben ugly momma boys kin gets wut er dey wants. If dey doan git it by deman, de take it by de han. Racis crackuh mofo HAARP playin triflin honky cumspearcy mofos! Jus WAIT til Cuhtus groz up! Jus WAIT.

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Posted by gunky pearl on 11/19/2010 at 4:04 PM

We should have picked our own cotton.

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Posted by Bear on 11/19/2010 at 7:40 AM

This woman is BAT SHIT CRAZY!
LMAO...what a tard

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Posted by Ben on 11/19/2010 at 6:05 AM

The most suspicious part of that list of demands is the part about the vacation to Africa, and staying in a 5 star hotel. No such thing in Africa. She should be the next one slapped. In public. On TV. By Pat Robertson, or Rush Limbaugh.

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Posted by Gabe on 11/19/2010 at 1:57 AM

@Sickofthebull
I like how you say this thread is full of of generalizations but you go on to make a buttfuck ton more about white people.
You can act like all black people have a heart of gold, but everybody knows that's bullshit. If that were true, none of black Americans ancestors would have ever been sold to the white man by other Africans. You wouldn't see idiots like Mugabe in Zimbabwe, kicking out all of the white farmers, who are the only ones intelligent enough to keep food on the plates of millions of black Africans.
If the "idiot white redneck racist farmer" keeps getting harassed like this, we'll be the ones laughing, while the rest of the world starves. I hope this is how the future goes, there would be a lot less ungrateful fucktards like the woman who wrote these demands.

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Posted by Derp on 11/18/2010 at 3:41 PM

Da bitch be SICK!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by wtram46 on 11/18/2010 at 1:55 PM

Funny...she asked for tickets to the Oprah, not opera. I guess she really *does* want to get on Oprah's show! :)

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Posted by KC Sucks on 11/18/2010 at 1:41 PM

Myself! I'm an elderly white boy, and the only thing that I ever wanted was to see "World Peace", before I pass on. But, as this thread proves to me, that isn't going to happen anytime soon.
I do however agree, that the blacks need to get a grip and "man up", quit blaming everyone else for their miserable lot in life.
Just think, if their great grand-daddies hadn't been brought over here on the slaver ships, they'd be still in Africa running from the Lions with spear in hand rather than sittin' jn Mickey D's bitchin' about how they are mistreated while they could be gettin' educated to get gainful employment like us white folks.
In another venue, the following link is a ray of hope for those of us that love this great country and are not afraid of a little hard work.

http://www.beforeitsnews.com/s...

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Posted by A Galactic Witness on 11/18/2010 at 1:27 PM

Curtis got slapped and his momma should be, this woman is either the dumbest woman in the world or the driver of the crazy train.

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Posted by Cherokee316 on 11/18/2010 at 12:38 PM

Y'all didn't see the best part. On page 31, she details all of the various government mind-control devices she doesn't want the government to use on her family. Mind control rays, chemicals in the water, visits by the CIA, etc.

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Posted by nose on 11/18/2010 at 11:33 AM

You people are worst than this crazy woman. And prove that at the heart of every hillbilly is a racist. Go ahead with your race war. The hood will be waiting for you.

Such stereotypical bull crap and generalizations, I wonder if any non-ethnic person in this country has heart that isn't as black is tar.

If I were to use your logic and believe every black woman is like this fool who wrote this letter then I would believe every white man is like Ted Bundy, Gacy, Dahmer....

Disgusting. I feel dirty reading your comments. I pray that you get some enlightenment, because of the inbreeding has completly burned off what little brain cells you have left.

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Posted by Sickofthebull on 11/18/2010 at 6:10 AM
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