At first the synthetic marijuana thing was unique and interesting, like Michael Cera. But now I'm sick of hearing the same routine about it over and over, and it's become dull and predictable, like Michael Cera.
Because in Brookfield kids are getting high and you probably already know how this ends.
Months after the state banned K2 synthetic marijuana and still more months after legal alternatives started rolling out, the town of Brookfield is making news for a fight between head shop owner Travis Lovett and everyone else who just wants you to think of the children for God's sake.
Lovett's shop, Smellgoodz...
OK, can we stop right here and consider all the rejected names and life decisions Lovett had to go through to settle on that? Because it's probably way more interesting than him selling Bocomo Dew and parents freaking out because it gets their kids high. They argue. Cops back parents. Lovett makes a lot of money then loses his right to sell the product. And the kids getting high with real weed in the city park have no idea what happened because they're too busy getting high and experimenting with their budding sexuality. Yes, Brookfield residents, your stoner kids are fucking. Fucking!
This is a story that is on the local news. In summation, banana, rhino, rainbow, fart.
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